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simple.... they are ripping us off.... same as gas/electric etc...

sore ?

Valentines night .... im guessing its a fella then ?

if your definition of culture is that ... then no Bobby ... i freely admit i have none and do not wish to have none...

just broke down ... dead battery .... fella stopped and i asked if he had any jump leads.... he gave me a load of phone numbers in Cardiff .

good idea.... be able to get a bag of chips with the money ... might even be enough for a pickled onion , or is that pushing it a bit ?

suns actually made an appearance today... fucking freezing though .

whats it gone up to £12.99 ?

well he's a fucking liar then.

i'd rather paint my front room with my own brains than sit through that .

no Ian .. i didn't .

who cleans their lid ??

or a Harley

Is there an erection involved once delivered?

Just rang the rape advice line..... apparently its only for victims.

super gay that is

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left with the hope that she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed over to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family returned to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. “So ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” “It’s pretty nice,” she replied. “Except they won’t let me fart.”

we do ...the uk is on fire during the summer months ..people just catch fire walking to the shops and that... we need to pay more taxes to stop the Climate change ... someone told me the other day the Climate has always changed and we are in a cooling period at the moment.. who they kidding , we are all fucking doomed ... paying the Government more of our money is the only way..

best thing to dispose of a body ...you have to take the victims teeth out first though...

Gay