Six30

No , you bender

I’ll raise a glass for him tonight …

Went down the town … long hill , e scooters coming back

Brilliant

We got a villa …. Don’t want to mix with gammons all day clive

Ktm

It’s better than what you got on your head

He just jealous cause I’m still attractive

Fat poles and ginger mange flashers damn right I’m nowhere near you

Me right now ….. and I’ll save @Buckster the effort .,…. GAY

Looky Looky man …. Very good Very nice

Got robbed this morning I'm ok, just a little shaken up, but I'll be ok. | was robbed this morning at the petrol station. | gathered myself together, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I honestly think I was in shock. My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for medical assistance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them "Yes, it was pump number 4 !!!!!!!

A Midget pulls a lovely married women and they go back to her house , just as they are getting down to it , they hear the front door open " quick its my husband , go out the window and hang on to the window sill "she says the husbands comes in the bedroom and says "jesus its cold in here " and slams the window shut . the midget plummets to the ground , an ambulance is called and he gets took to hospital. a few days later the women goes to visit the midget , "how are you " she says, "8 broken fingers broke both my ankles 3 ribs and my pelvis and fractured elbow "says the midget "it could of been worse " she says . "worse.... how could it of been worse " he says "well its lucky i live in a bungalow ", she said

so are you missing your new bike @XTreme.......

i would'nt risk going to the local shops on that donkey.

better than nothing....

Is this the most disastrous new bike experience you’ve had ?