I’m hiring a gang of dwarf / midgets whatever you call em , £90 each for 4 hours taking em to my nieces party they got to follow me round all night , going to see if I can Velcro em up and throw em at stuff .
scooter riders are drug runners , the bigger engine modern ones that is ....not the silly Vespa type that mawsley pops about on they are just oldies with Paul Weller haircuts , those that have hair that is .