Six30

says Swagman as he fumbles around under his bed for his wank sock.

me some ones bitch....

fook off you flounced.

who woke this prick up.

thick skin , water off.... Xtreme ran away and buggered off ... me im harder to get rid off , like that big fly you spray to death with fly spray , walk out the the room shut the door with a smile on your face and a sense of victory, you go back in the room 15 mins later , the fly is straight on you , dive bombing you ....

what about some sort of a sheriff

Hi Pete .... are you my real dad ?

to be honest , going through one of them stages of not posting any where much really , no reason.... now then, how about a mod position for me ?

Twat

what happened to you on there swagman ,did i miss it ?

few less Twats on there now.... just disappeared ..... oh hang on

Flouncer

wife... dont know where your heads at tonight mate, thought we was talking about your bike.

whats up with it , why can you ride it in afternoon but its not an option in the morning

why , cant you ride her in the morning ?

pulled in to a garage Sunday , there was probably 20 bikes , r1's and all types of sports bikes parked up .... now i kid you not PC Stamp pulled up in his Panda , parked up went into shop probably bought cake or something and fooked off.... didn't bat an eyelid at a big group of people while we are supposedly on a lockdown.

yeh , meant to be , but no fookers taking any notice .

probably the only thing they got right over here to be honest.

all you old bastards must of had your jab by now .... they are down to 50 year olds now.

Well hello....

i would do it on my bike , not one for endless hours of riding non stop i'd want to do it over a few days , couple of over night stops , but like you say not ideal bike for your sort of roads... flying and hiring sounds better

GS rider Twat no doubt .