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yeh .. only a small glass

I saw Paul Daniels do that once on the tele ....

didn't jesus turn water in to wine.... or was the fat arse twat of an R.E teacher at school lying to us ?

its whats inside that made it interesting .. he was a clever fucker , as well as getting the house to run on electric he also invented the hydraulic crane and the Armstrong gun,

Go to France on the ferry , nick a dinghy when you get there ..throw your passport overboard half way across the channel... you'll get free housing. money etc ...dont hold your breath for a Rwanda holiday though the Lefty Wokies will fuck that

come on @Slowlycatchymonkey , think your safe now .. @Pedro will be in bed asleep soon

Moderator to isle five with a yellow card please .. @Clive has started swearing !

most of places like this charge to much to get in ... £8 or £9 ...you could suffer that couple of years back me and the mrs stayed up london for a few nights... ended up at HMS Belfast at Tower bridge one of the days ... £25 each to go on it and have a look round it !!... put myself straight into reverse.

Beer that tastes like that coffee...

we saw a leaflet on that in the pub we was staying in when we was up there .... £17 each to get in put us off

It is .... very interesting

once you seen one old country house you seen em all.... except this one you ever been here ..Cragside, first house to have electricity, went there few years back when we was staying in Northumberland

shame she aint wearing a Beret and eating a snail ...you'd of loved it to

Packing ....

that looks better in grey

Twats got it wrong.. its 1768cc ... you couldn't make this shit up.

Drinking again bob ?

time it gets there she would of painted her nails and had a blue rinse.

dont worry she wont be saying slow down or your going to fast on your fucking Barge

in @Marcel le Moose Fondler case it stands for Penis Investigator

thats exactly where i left em..

i rang em and asked ...fuck all

no ..no bumming was involved ian ..its all in your swede