Mr Fro

What, just his boat on a lorry? Even Captain Pugwash realised that boats can go on water.

Don't go projecting your deviant desires on me now. If you want to parade about in your rubber apparel then that's fine, I'm not here to judge.

You referencing me there?

Thanks for starting it @XTreme, it's good to have some choice in forums. I know I don't post much but then I'm busied up with my finals at the mo. I still appreciate coming on and having a read though. ?

Looking at the jumpy bits - as speed increases, there must be a point where hopping over the top of one to the base of the next turns in to landing half way up the next which I imagine is a bit dicey. It must take a hefty pair of gonads to pin it to go up the front of the first and down the back of the second or third. I wish I'd learned to do that kind of shit - the guy must be dripping in clunge.

One of the only guarantees in life is that Mr Big Bollocks in the pit is shite on track.

The burger van at a place I used to work did an excellent hoof & ring piece sausage.

Why not ride it @Richzx6r? £400 round trip in fuel plus what, 4 days riding vs £2-300 flights plus £500 bike hire, insurance, fuel etc. Also, haven't you recently had a kid? What does your other half think about you leaving her in the lumber for a week or two? ?

At first glance I thought that had a sidecar on it!

Marketplace is the only reason I use Facebook. No matter how shit the item, there's always some gullible chump willing to give me money for it. To me that pretty solidly proves the "Facebook users are all gullible chumps" idea. The wife loves it.

Alright James. Did you bring your essential oils with you?

Devil's doorbell!?

Yeah, at least we would get to call him a cunt and tell him to fuck off without a warning PM from the mod team.

Bloody arsewipe will be inviting Blunder and the other ones next.

I know where I live. Unfortunately so does the wife.?

Mindless mumsnetty drivel. Plus she's done whatever you've done, just bigger and louder

You're having a laugh, right? Fuck me, I was glad to escape that spaztard. @XTreme, you wouldn't let her come over and fuck this place up too would you?

Yup.

Done via PM - I'm really interested to see whether they're being read.

It's no good, I'm going to have to try it.

Are they going to give you a refund? ?

What happened then @Swagman? I'm feeling a bit left ot of this exclusive club.

Hello mate! Fat chance - it's a miracle we had the second one to be honest. ?

Yeah, from the same manufacturers of the rapist beard.