Swagman

Cherry chippy yeah was good.

How’s this then CUNT. ???

I was born in Lincoln yes 14 miles from here.

Well I’m sure I could but doubt they would let me out again??.

Rampton yeah I can nearly spit on that from here, Skeggy you can have all the pics you want of that shithole, when I was a child I was dragged to that place every Friday night till Sunday night in the summer season it still gives me nightMares now, the cathedral well I’m not religious and to me it’s just the cathedral ? I suppose you are right about some of the stuff around here @MooN but the land scenery is a bit flat and boring no beautiful snow capped mountains here.?

Yeah I’m so laid back I’m dropping to sleep.??

I suppose that is true.?

Yeah that’s great, but where I live it’s just roads and boring vistas nothing eye catching here, plus to take pictures it’s park bike, me off wife off who struggles with arthritis, gloves off jacket undone find phone take pictures, I don’t recall ever carrying a camera with me before the phone had one on.?

You mean minimalists.?

Yeah bike riders who don’t take pictures, what’s the point of going out for a ride to keep stopping to take daft pictures, have bike will ride not have bike will stop every ten miles to photograph it.?

The only place I stopped was at the garage for fuel and that’s in grotty Gainsborough not very picturesque, I did say to the wife when we got back Pete wanted pictures, she said why didn’t I take some I said it’s hard enough getting on the bike to start with can’t get off and for pictures,?

Yeah but I have 2 disadvantages no adventure bike and definitely no fucking scenery, sorry 3 no camera either.?

Back now just a quick 50mile ride in the sunshine, was nice out there, not much of a lock down though traffic everywhere, a few bikes out but only single bikes no groups.

Well one of mine died when he was 49, I saw the rest of them in2009 at mothers funeral and the next time was 2020 when brother in law died, my eldest sister died in 2019 but my arsole bothers didn’t go to her funeral.?

He certainly does.

No good me taking pictures I don’t have the right sort of bike.??

Yes @skyrider you can here him all the time, he is one of those who has to be heard above all others, people don’t have a conversation when he is involved they just have to listen.??

Right going to get my bike gear on now .

Wish mine was the same.?

Inconsiderate twats I say, what gets me is we moved here as it is supposed to be a retirement place and all he does is fucking diy and gardening, and I hate both.?

Yes that’s the one you can hear every word he speaks through the house wall, plus everything he does has to have an electric motor, hateful bastard hope I hear his last breath soon.?

I’ve just realised my fat neighbour was born with a boom box for his gob.

Well at least it covers my ugly mug up.?

Nothing at the mo, it’s just in case something breaks, the last thing was the daughters partners chair the fat get bust it,lol?

Got me helmet on ready to go out now.