Swagman
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They don’t grow tea in Yorkshire.?
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Yeah we know.?
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Thanks Pete I’ll go remind her.??
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He has fookers , he is one.?
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Wow there expensive where you live.?
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Yeah I know shut the fuck up every time money is mentioned you go all goofy ,was only going to pay for your fucking teabags.???
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No worries Bruce I’ll sort your fees out I’m generous and fucking daft, what I’ve saved on petrol in the bike this last 6 months I can afford a couple of quid, or should that be in euros.?
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Yeah it was on your pillow.
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I can vouch for all of the above, he even coaxed me to donate money.??
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No snow this way just frost, cold out I’m staying in the warm.?
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Mates that he pays in kind.?
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I’ve read them.?
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What happens when you get to senile in the next few months to do it.?
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Poor sod send me your address and WHEN I win big on the lottery I’ll send you retirement money, bless.??
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That’s right Pete we don’t want dirt on the bikes, means we would have to clean them and that’s to much like work.?
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Well we could’ve told you that.
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Now let’s get things correct here you ginger fucker, there’s no one on here could truly out do you for TWAT of the century never mind year.?
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Extreme, his first wife.
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No his name is thick twat.?
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That’s fuck all to me, broke my hand and just shrugged it off finished my shift , broken bones don’t hurt, it’s the pain I don’t like.?
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Now I see where the name comes from, did you used to be a fucking stunt man you never batted a eye there.?
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Raining here just took the bike out to run fresh fuel through carbs and it fucking rains bastard weather.
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I do but the tena lady work ok, I’m not gonna let a bit of pee stop me.?
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Sorry Grasshopper I thought you had sent Bruce your picture.?
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Now that’s a good night of sleep, I get up to the bog 2 or 3 times a night.??
