Swagman
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You have a thing about ass less chaps, I mean er yes chaps.?
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O I BET she can.?
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By all accounts just for ass.?
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My my you are getting desperate, I’ve only been here a day and you have wanted to see Rich’s ass and now Bruce’s, you go girl grab what you can.??
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Never tried they you’ll have to review them yourself.?
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As much I am you are you started it.?
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Now that pussy is cool.?
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No he wasn’t wear hood jeans so I can’t comment.?
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They are useful.??
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You mean those thigh slippers that yodel, think I’ll stick with my open crotch ones thanks.?
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My nuts?
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Now look here if I have to work people have to pay, and besides they fit me better than him.?
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PM is that Boris you are getting at there.?
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Yeah but what about the jeans.?
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Now fuck that he got value for his dollar for fuck sake, so I keep the wallet.??
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Nowt to do with us guv we were the innocent party.??
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Bellend blew his load just normal really.?
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Looks like you’ll just fuck anything then.
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Wow we must have met you have me to a tea.?
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Mine fell off.?
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As long as you remember which way up your bike is meant to be.?
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Senility remind me what that is again.?
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Was he one of the Pearson hippos from Newark?
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Should have taken the helicopter.?
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Ok look but no touching, that’s when the costs start to climb.?
