busabeast

Well time to go pick up a van to move house, it was only a 6 month let with the option to extend if we wished but the house is not fit for purpose and the landlord is a proper bellend so we're not giving him anymore or our money, the new place is a 4 bed town house so getting more room and the kitchen is bigger so the wife is happy

Best take it in to John deere then for its service

Yes it is mildly moist today isnt it

Hope you get it sorted mate

I know it sounds silly but with the gauge not working is there fuel in the tank? blocked fuel filter? Or its a dodgy sensor somewhere possibly? Maybe cam sensor?

It could well be the flux capacitor... they are a known dacia fault. In other news is the spark weak or strong?

That is frightening.... that needs locking away

How exactly do they withstand that temp on a common basis?

The only EVs worth having race round a small black track round the living room

I remember those days when I was on my 125 and "keeping up" with the guys on litre bikes and 600s when in reality they must have been very bored, but it is a rite of passage i guess. But then again to me now a 600 feels like a 125 after jumping from the busa to my old mans thundercat I was wringing its neck wondering if it was broken but it was really giving all it had but still felt slow

More like it

Id have a lawyer on hand dont worry

60 pence an hour yes that is fine

Shame your not a spanner monkey still, you could have done some work on my car...

Maybe he should have got a lawyer

You probably made him commit suicide, you nasty baguette eater

Please tell me you di it with dungarees, and a straw hat and that you chew on a length of straw... you'd fit right in with them there hillbillies

It will work perfectly, just get your enemy to do the job and you'll be fine. Where's Marcel when you need him

They ain't straight

It was a joke mate

Well my old man helps me, more like passes me tools, I hate other people working on my stuff