Unlike you old man, I can pick things up quickly so although I'm not exactly experienced I don't think I'd be left for dead as soon as we got offroad.
But who knows
Yeah there's no way he could cope if we all rocked up on his doorstep, it would invariably either start raining, be too hot or too cold, too windy or not windy enough
Well that's a good start, hopefully you don't go beck to only being able to see 10 ft in front of you and that the Spanish officials didn't decide that they got it all wrong and take your licence again