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That's my normal vocabulary so don't think I'll be offended

Do I hear gravel trap

I didn't know I'd joined gardeners World aswell as a bike forum

You can't miss the layby it's not far out of Burton bishop on the A1079 as if your going towards York, in all honesty I'd be more surprised if he didn't already know it well

Well my night last night was eventful, somehow I ended up parked up in one of 'them' kinds of laybys for the night, got woken up at around 10pm by what I thought was a rave going on to find what appeared to be a female in a car pleasuring ones self though as soon as i pulled my curtain to see what was happening it drove off, apparently its a well known hotspot on the A1079 and another few cars driving up and down the layby most of the night. Finally got off to sleep at about midnight. I don't think one of the car drivers saw the funny side when I asked if they were the layby security.... Don't think I'll be spending the night there again

We should rename you Mystic Meg....

Sounds like you enjoy the debauchery that frequents this place Caroline

The midget appreciation society?

Wait what.... I'm not longer classed as the forum foetus.... I liked that accolade. Anyway @The Limey Rider welcome to hell, mind out for the one with the van and never accept a lift from him after he's offered you haribo, we also have the gay duo in Marcel and Buckster who both enjoy the other side of harley ownership one more than the other evidently given he fitted his bike with a trailer. Rest of us here are completely normal Retards

I'd bet his transgressions were getting bummed in to next week and his gaffa walking in on him on every occasion.

Well how else do they change the batteries in the chip, they send in AI nano robots of course.....do you know nothing pete

No you're getting the wettest summer ever, somebody said something about noah building another ark

I did think that but shes not stupid she doesn't go off with anyone else so she's safe

Last of the long distance riders eh buck

I'd be bringing them with mate, another little one for you both to spoil then hire a bike for a day or two

I use a draper pressure gauge, if it needs anything in it I use the tyre inflater in the jag or run it up to my mates shop in the village

@Six30 what was he saying... no you don't want to come here during May or June the temps are way too hot to do anything let alone ride the bike, i think it sounds like another load of chinky bullshit, he doesn want us coming down to his manor and showing him how to ride a bike

You dopey cunt fancy leaving your plates in the fucking car, I think you should be known as halva ..... But guess it was a chance to get out in the van

Sorry to hear that Pete.....

They wouldn't stand a chance

You told him it was horrible over there mainly because you wanted all the dago midgets for yourself so you out him off

Only because you took the opportunity away