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Happy to have been of service, but you only say that because you know it has to be true, how else would he know..... Funny you say though as I did spot a picarsehole in 'that' layby I stayed in the other day with an old ginger looking cunt at the wheel so he could well be a dogging specialist and the 'problems' he's experiencing with his picarsehole are all just a ruse to throw us off the scent that he drove here to said layby for its activities...

What he hasn't told is how he knows what a fanny that's been shagged all day smells like..... Sounds like Mr Welsh Spanish honda rider likes the aftermath cream

Top pic the guy on the right must have his butt plug on vibrate, he's looking very happy, given the prospect of riding that barge.....

Shouldn't have told him to take it out of gear fred.... what is the worst that could happen

I cleared it with the boss yesterday and was told no problem so its on their heads now

Got a co driver today, shes very happy

Six would offer you £65 gladly that's 5 star to his usual frequents

No that will be popping and gaping

Words have no bearing on how pitiful this is....

Or do they

Didn't know Naseby had a port

That is just fucking wrong, though it's not class as I bike I guess so maybe its ok

Sounds like this place....

Just get a hit on her and that's job sorted, you'd have saved alot of money and misery had you taken our advice sooner... Hope it turns out well mate

See we knew it

That's my normal vocabulary so don't think I'll be offended

Do I hear gravel trap

I didn't know I'd joined gardeners World aswell as a bike forum

You can't miss the layby it's not far out of Burton bishop on the A1079 as if your going towards York, in all honesty I'd be more surprised if he didn't already know it well

Well my night last night was eventful, somehow I ended up parked up in one of 'them' kinds of laybys for the night, got woken up at around 10pm by what I thought was a rave going on to find what appeared to be a female in a car pleasuring ones self though as soon as i pulled my curtain to see what was happening it drove off, apparently its a well known hotspot on the A1079 and another few cars driving up and down the layby most of the night. Finally got off to sleep at about midnight. I don't think one of the car drivers saw the funny side when I asked if they were the layby security.... Don't think I'll be spending the night there again

We should rename you Mystic Meg....

Sounds like you enjoy the debauchery that frequents this place Caroline

The midget appreciation society?

Wait what.... I'm not longer classed as the forum foetus.... I liked that accolade. Anyway @The Limey Rider welcome to hell, mind out for the one with the van and never accept a lift from him after he's offered you haribo, we also have the gay duo in Marcel and Buckster who both enjoy the other side of harley ownership one more than the other evidently given he fitted his bike with a trailer. Rest of us here are completely normal Retards

I'd bet his transgressions were getting bummed in to next week and his gaffa walking in on him on every occasion.