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Erm...on what of course? Complete shite?

So they go in via the inner thigh for a herniated arsehole.... skippy really did a number on you this time eh pete

Was as you thought pete?

These continentals know nothing of fine English cuisine do they six

Craig Goch....isn't that just some random blokes name? Or do you mean Vincent with his van and one ear Hey that could be @Six30's real name

Happy birthday to the twins time flies doesn't it

That looks like the dam Hammond climbed in that top gear episode??

Looks like you're Mrs definitely did she don't look too happy in that holed canoe

I use calimoto on the bike and I always ride with a tank bag can't honestly remember the last time I didn't have one on the bike apart from on track obviously

I can take anything that Spain has to offer yes it'll most likely be hot but I'll survive

Struggle with what exactly

It has mate.... I'll get on to you about sorting it out mate

My flip lid has an inbuilt system and it copes well with anything up to 80mph and anyone I speak to doesn't know that I'm on the bike unless I open the lid front. Battery life even after 3 years is decent enough for a 4 hour ride before it needs charging. For 180 quid I've no complaints It does audio, voice command and the buttons on the side are easy to use even with winter gloves on.

Nice one Pete, will you be as accommodating with me and six when we visit?

His arse is probably too sore and his memory too vague to give proper details

Thought you're 70s were long behind you Bob.. On another note I was the same when I had my accident in 2003 I don't remember it but apparently my first works when I came round from the operation was when can I get back on a bike. Now I only get out on the bike occasionally because I'm wanting to spend time with the daughter

It would be fun because I wouldn't be going fast id be enjoying the view but ones off that road I would be up to better speeds but each to their own

No I do get that but..... a bigger bike can be ridden slowly and it will be more fun that riding that oversized pushbike

And a beret and some onions to hang around his neck while he "rides" it

I'd say post epileptic......he must have been having a seizure to have wanted one of them things.... Will look like a twat and be doing 3mph in the process

Just you merely bringing it up makes you both to look like you're up to no good in some back street alleyway.. I'd say you're guilty of pete probing

And what about grandparents day, or cousins day or aunt and uncle day.....gotta be inclusive here! Could we take it further?

Could be it is a Chinese copy of a Honda....