busabeast

Sounds like you and the wife needs to really start ramping up the giving her a straightener she's been around long enough to have got over herself and she really needs to start making an effort to be decent. I hope you told them to fuck off and to go get them themselves instead of relying on you constantly

When did she die?

That's alot of shrimp.. Hope you and yours have a great day too mate

You too zzzak. Get the barbie going and throw on some shrimps

I wonder how the queen's speech will go this year

Right up the arse

I'm surprised you didn't flop your sausage out for them you deviant

We drove down to my parents today, we are seeing friends tomorrow then a big family gathering on Xmas Day, boxing day seeing some other friends and her grandad is coming over to my parents. Other than that just getting pissed

I'm only ad much in the running as bucky so it's looking like a gay 3way

Hopefully with enough arsenic to drop a large blue whale

Xmas Dinner with the devil....I'm sure you can infuse her meal with something harmful?

So at what point did you're character become questionable?

#fuckedoverabarrel

I'm over it but then again I'm an athlete

A heart attack awaits

Nah she turned you down when she heard you ferry your bike around in the van, couldn't live with the shame of it

Hahaha that never happens he's married.....

Could be fun

What a cunt indeed

Not that you'd eat it....its got vegetables in it Not your usual turkey dinosaurs and alphabites

See having driven both I prefer a manual especially with a truck as you can pick your gears and change to suit the road conditions rather than letting the truck decide