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I don't piss the bed though

I thought alcohol was meant to make you sleep not wake you up, it works like that for me

Well its always nice to have a girl with love handles who can run fast

Not again the first time hurt enough

I'd have to start with that bottle of scrumpy that's hidden in the middle. I have had that thatchers blood orange one and it's not the nicest, it was very watery and just wasn't what I'd call a cider

I bet they won't work

I took the beast out for a ride to Sunderland to out butchers for some meat but went via Seaham for a quick pic apart from that got my dad coming up for the weekend so much rugby will be getting watched and not an awful lot else

That's fucking brilliant

And Wallace and gromit never lied about anything, and they were real

Please please please let the non shedding tyres arrive.... So far the jags front tyres have covered 2700 miles from new on 1st December and they are shagged... Got tracking checked yesterday and ... Yes while it is out massively for the toe settings everything else doesn't seem too bad and it doesn't pull from straight ahead in a hands off situation. Yes it was my own fault for not getting it tracked in December after the last set only lasted 8k miles before they were totaled from April to December. And expensive lesson learnt

The moon is really made of egg and there aren't actually any cars on the roads, as a matter of fact roads don't exist

Happy birthday PeterFred

Yeah I can quite believe that, pay in and pay in all my working life and get fuck all back....piss take

I'll be 111 by the time I'm eligible im sure

She needs a proper bike not a bloody scoot

But wihpete as you campaign manager you'll get nowhere as usual

Ahh yeah I was going to say I'm sure your daughter wouldn't have been saying that. Maybe you should try taking her out on the bike to show her what she's missing

Isn't her mother your daughter? If so didn't she ever go on the bike?

No we would have all made this place a ghost town overnight if that had happened

Did she(daughter) never go out on the bike? I don't see why people are so against bikes

For a change, thought a mod could have nuked it before pete had to though.... #notpullingweight

There's nowt wrong with garlic bread you heathen

Erm....rugby......just rugby what else is there to watch

Keep the tomatoes and peas but everything else would go