busabeast

Well pete how are you surviving in them low temps, its 4⁰c here today and not forecast to go ant higher....but I'm not living like an Eskimo

I bet you were just staring at her blankly saying to yourself "ground please open up and swallow me, anything to stop this misery"

Fleur de lis.....do they think they are French too?

Yfront myknickers? What's the deal there then What is it with welsh Town names can't they call them normal things 99% oh them are unpronounceable even to the locals

But what would the fraternity say about you having heated grips and hand guards on your fat bob? They'd oust you from the club for being a sissy......

That's big font.....you missed the decimal place

Definitely need a holiday.....

Retirement is going well then pete....

You asked for it

You'd have had a lawsuit opened against you

So what exactly do you do now?

Looks like BLADE TGB looks like a good bit of kit though

So when are you going on top then

Rationing of cannibalism too though

I don't see any difference between the two pictures......

Don't show Pete them puddles you know how he can't handle them

I'd ride mine through that lot, screaming POWER because.....POWER defeats everything What could possibly go wrong

That is not a door knob...... I think it was attack of the 50ft sex worker

I meant Swansea you twat I know you're not from the better end of Wales

It's always the case with me too mk1 is never very good so it's on to me 2 and 3 which usually iron out any problems that weren't evident before the starting the task

Only because you're no longer there pete....

Pink Floyd's - Time It definitely hits the nail on the head doesn't it

Hmmm you've been quiet on the subject for too long....... Its probably going to be his cock with Hongda written on it, mind you it would be pretty small writing so does anyone have a microscope handy