I've only ever watched 1 game of football in my life and I fell asleep after about 30 seconds it was that boring.....they are all just over paid amateur dramatics performers, where is the enjoyment in watching that.
I mean why trip yourself up pretending there's a sniper in the crowd roll around on the floor for an eternity with an apparent broken leg/back/fingernail/eyelash then if a penalty is awarded they jump straight to their feet to take said penalty and if it isn't again they jump straight up and yell at the ref telling him to go fuck himself....
Yet on the other hand you have the rugby player who is held together quite literally with industrial strength gaffa tape, doesn't roll around unnecessarily on the floor, and.....treat the ref with respect
Enough said, rant over