busabeast

Right up the arse

I'm surprised you didn't flop your sausage out for them you deviant

We drove down to my parents today, we are seeing friends tomorrow then a big family gathering on Xmas Day, boxing day seeing some other friends and her grandad is coming over to my parents. Other than that just getting pissed

I'm only ad much in the running as bucky so it's looking like a gay 3way

Hopefully with enough arsenic to drop a large blue whale

Xmas Dinner with the devil....I'm sure you can infuse her meal with something harmful?

So at what point did you're character become questionable?

#fuckedoverabarrel

I'm over it but then again I'm an athlete

Nah she turned you down when she heard you ferry your bike around in the van, couldn't live with the shame of it

Hahaha that never happens he's married.....

Could be fun

What a cunt indeed

Not that you'd eat it....its got vegetables in it Not your usual turkey dinosaurs and alphabites

Lesbianism isn't such a bad thing....

All good nominees

Bet that was fun, did you succeed though or did they just stare back at you blankly with a shrug?

I'm going to nominate Grasshopper for all her input on here and because she's a genuinely nice gal

He's a hands down winner

Thanks twat. My nomination goes to...... Pete just because he's a twat

Oh you mean mange?