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I only had about 5 hours what with the wife or the cat taking up most of the bed, then she was snoring like a generator and then at 4 the daughter woke up and wouldn't settle for an hour nearly then this morning had the cheek to say I'm inconsiderate and lazy for staying in bed when she got up.....I mean wtf! She slept through the daughter waking up! Told her to fuck off when she said that

Fingers crossed

You've gone and done it now Marcel....you know she's adventurous and likes a challenge

You'd have thought that would have been sorted out pretty quickly

As in it doesn't exist on GPS?

Just waiting for one of them to reply with gay

Sorry I missed it

I wouldn't even know where to start with knitting, I think @Buckster said he was a dab hand at it though. so where you moving to now?

I hope you're going to have a little rocking chair in the corner of the porch and take up knitting Though you have a good few decades left before you become an old lady

Glad you're feeling better mate, thems pics look good

You don't seem convinced

Could have been both, one was being thawed for that evenings meal

Don't give him ideas.....

You seem to have a very steady hand

Unlikely I've heard he can't get "stiff" now till he croaks it

I'm all about pleasing everyone else

Was she polish?

I aim to please

Well that's ok then, was thinking they'd fixed your hearing for a moment there

How do you lip read her laugh?

But....am I twat of the year?

There would be no cb500x action if you were here too you'd never go out apart from maybe half hour a year

I am a nice fella, possibly the nicest on here. I just like winding them lot up

Cannibalism