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Wow that's brutal

Well no shit...

I don't think a fall from 160 feet can be called boring.....I say spill the beans of how your dad ended up falling the 160 feet and what was he doing at that height in the first place. If you feel up for it of course mate

So not as I said that he's just hard as nails then.....

I think you'd get a good trip off at least one.... DO IT YOU PUSSY!!

I almost fell through a roof on my first day as a roofing labourer.....it had just been felted and batoned and I was running the tiles up to the ridge and whatnot and was getting quite quick at it towards the early afternoon, when I hear them shout over its all well and good getting it done quickly just don't get overconfident.....safe to say my confidence overcame my skills and my foot missed a baton on the way back down luckily as if I'd had a shoulder of tiles I'm sure I'd have gone through but some how a 1x1.50in bit of baton saved my fair bulk from a 20ft fall through a couple of ceilings luckily all I got was a fuck off big bruise on my inner thigh

Id say falling that kind of height he was just lucky to survive and not be completely immobile afterwards, I'd have said the raw meat consumption wouldn't have been a factor more that he was hard as nails. And as for ateak is there any other way to eat it other than blue or rare?......cooking it anymore is just blasphemy

Why not just buy a hammock.....that could be fun to watch you getting in to and out of

There have been more than a few nights where I haven't heard skye when she's woke up but the missus has and vice versa nights where she's slept through her waking up, we still use a monitor with skye without so it's not jump.out of bed the moment you hear something

Well my Mrs has said I'm retiring from playing rugby.....how little she knows

not a bad shout, he's under the thumb though.....

Erm what kind of riddle shit is that

Yeah but that's normal for you

I'm constantly in my work boots which are like walking boots just heavier, you can have them for a fiver Saul but don't worry I'll make sure it's just camel piss in them, surely that would be worth it

I generally sleep quite well, just not as long as I used to, there was a time when I could easily sleep for 12/13 hours now it'd more likely to be 6 or 7

I just say as my brother isn't a bad driver and had a bike before he got with his wife and he'd like another one but his wife tells him he's not getting one end of.....no ifs no buts NO! Which I think is totally wrong, but he does play football so he is a namby pamby tart so he'd probably end up with a harley or something

Well....pete can walk through it upright so yes it's a midget hole....bit like a priest hole just for midgets

So pete wouldn't bang his head if he walked through then

I see no difference..... A knobblie is just a knobblie...... It's not slick what's wrong with you Pansy

They do say it comes in 3s....hopefully things pick up soon mate

It really annoys me when respective partners tell the partner that they can have a bike.....and it's often times by those who have never experienced one who are the worst offenders. Similar views on rugby too...... I can understand people not wanting to play/watch football....overpaid/underskilled namby pamby poofs!

Glad he's OK and nothing more than a few bruises and scrapes, my parents too got that phonecall when I was 17 by my then employers to the tune of 'he's had an accident but he's not dead' then the phone was taken by the copper and they told my mum what had happened