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There is obviously no announcement

Its definitely out of oil.... Its going to go bang

My mother and my wife, here she comes now Would be just like being in Norfolk

A load of my dad's mates have cobra replicas, one has a real one and 2 vipers. He's part of the Essex gas guzzlers gang

Everyone knows who Patel is......

Exactly what do you have?

You've said fuck all, well not that anyone can decipher what the fuck you're most of the time

Tell me i drive a tractor without telling me i drive a tractor

And you said you knew already, you lying homosexual

Well on the ploughed fields you call roads you mean, I guess you have the right vehicle for those rugged furrows

You're petrol powered cars cant do 180 miles on a tank of fuel? Either they are very uneconomical or have thimbles for tanks My 2l mx5 gets over 300 miles to a tank and thats not exactly economical with its motion potion

Where's the trains and windmills?

It electric?

I had background in mine, it was santa pod ffs

Don't tell us.... he's making the place in to a harley gay club

Skydiving without a parachute? You've found 10 million ounces of gold and You've bequeathed it all to me?

It was done an predictable text so id go with my spelling

What a gangrenous cocktail sausage? Not much of an appetising meal is it

You've gone and got yourself an Indian?

You've joined the kkk, a back water cult, you're on the run for some heinous crime?

Is there strawberry ice cream involved