busabeast

There seems to be fuck all in my area

Not a bad idea Pete, you could come along as back up rider

I'd stop by to help fix anything that was broken, bent or smashed with no cost to you, im a cunt but not that much of a one

Yeah I know, should be a good weekend jaunt, even better if it shuts some up on here in the process

Yeah that's fair, well if you want to test me out I'll come down and give it go

Who would have thought the people who are currently in the UK driving seat would be opening themselves up for assassination

Unlike you old man, I can pick things up quickly so although I'm not exactly experienced I don't think I'd be left for dead as soon as we got offroad. But who knows

Well that's what @Slowlycatchymonkeywas describing as far as I was concerned

Sounds more like mange of the arm

So did we but im sure it would stop the deviant cunt

Yeah there's no way he could cope if we all rocked up on his doorstep, it would invariably either start raining, be too hot or too cold, too windy or not windy enough

You had to post some porn for him didn't you.... now he'll be wanking himself in to a coma

Fuck a duck...... who the fuck spends that kinda money on a jacket ffs, for that price I could completely kit myself out....

20 quid....

Someone get Clive the wooden box

Sounds like both the vaccines have hit her for six

True

But I don't fancy having an updated government chip again

Yeah im 100% sure that was covid, although it was diagnosed as norovirus.....

I think I've had 2 vaccines not really kept tabs on it all, it feels just like a flu

Well that's a good start, hopefully you don't go beck to only being able to see 10 ft in front of you and that the Spanish officials didn't decide that they got it all wrong and take your licence again

Nah not tested, I don't think it is covid though

Hope the pain fucks off soon mate

That's OK I feel like death warmed up, since Sunday I developed a cough wich has steadily got worse, Tuesday I had a coughing fit whilst driving which actually sent me blind for a few seconds, luckily and I don't know how but I didn't hit anything. This morning I have to go and pick my truck up from volvo as it was in for inspection and replacement of the fridge, so once that has been picked up along with my trailer I'll sending it straight for the yard and parking it up, it was bloody dangerous driving with these coughing fits

A lollipop and a gold star, what a pussy he is eh