busabeast

The only one with a hope of turning this place around would be Satan himself

How many 916's do you have in

No it won't

I've lost getting on for 1st this week, soon I'll be a skeleton

No I got a chicken balti but when I had some it was blow my bollocks off so I decided on a korma, not that i ate more than 2 or 3 mouthfuls of either, my appetite really is down the swanny at the moment

You on about 77 and 1?

Anything from 125k upwards

A good few 916's there, most with the proper exhausts on too Got to love the sound of a Duke with a termi exhaust

So we'd have the monopoly on house prices eh....

It's definitely our part feral little shit

It would be doing the country a service, would give the person responsible a knighthood

We're getting an Indian tonight neither of us can be bothered to cook

So you have about 40 pairs of glasses of different strengths dotted around the house just incase you lose a pair

Honestly that's what I'm like now, I wear glasses full time but I've noticed over the past 5 or 6 months if I'm having to focus on anything close up the I have to look at it without glasses to get it focused. Don't think it's long before it's varifocal time

You mean to funnel the harmful emissions back in to the house from which they came from

What crane boom

Breathing will become illegal soon too, either that or they will heavily tax anyone who does inhale a lung full of smog

Bloody hell.... he was very lucky

Take it he was sent skywards then

Was an explosive blowout?

Do they give you a tent

The woods with group of hairy trail riders where nobody can hear you scream, but they'll buy you breakfast afterwards

That's got to be the most unlucky breakdown, well hopefully it will turn up at the prescribed time and more importantly in the condition you expect it to be in