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Well my weekend is going to consist of trying to shift this cough, food shopping, spending time with the sprog and probably not a great deal else, I do now have myself a desktop pc though which is good

Don't be making it a complete sausage fest here Caroline

You mean

Also not everyone gets the time to just go out for a ride due to other commitments, I'd love to be able to get out on the bike every weekend but I can't, so ride reports aren't really factoring too much in my posts

Third arm or third eye

I'd say they jabbed him in the eye with his shot, he seems to be on the rag today

Depth.... I've heard girth is what matters

So you live in the incest capital of spain

So you post a link to some shit to do with you village that no twat can understand....

That they are

Oh I can read between the lines mate I just enjoy winding people up, could call it one of my hobbies

If in doubt flat out

Ok I didn't see these my bad

I have been looking there's 4x4 offroad stuff but doesn't seem to be fuck all for bikes, they are seemingly all west of here

Cheers mate knew I could count on you

There seems to be fuck all in my area

Not a bad idea Pete, you could come along as back up rider

I'd stop by to help fix anything that was broken, bent or smashed with no cost to you, im a cunt but not that much of a one

Yeah I know, should be a good weekend jaunt, even better if it shuts some up on here in the process

Yeah that's fair, well if you want to test me out I'll come down and give it go

Who would have thought the people who are currently in the UK driving seat would be opening themselves up for assassination

Unlike you old man, I can pick things up quickly so although I'm not exactly experienced I don't think I'd be left for dead as soon as we got offroad. But who knows

Well that's what @Slowlycatchymonkeywas describing as far as I was concerned

Sounds more like mange of the arm

So did we but im sure it would stop the deviant cunt