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Tym

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  1. "Except permit holders", i hate those kind, buckets of cunts to permit holders.
  2. I do quite well on Facebutt. My wall is a work of digital tymmy. All Tymmy all the tyme, facebutt rocks for the photogenic.
  3. Bon voyage @Slowlycatchymonkey!!!
  4. I;ll be impressed when they fight with bare knuckles.
  5. They drive white vans, you dont fuck with white vans, end of story.
  6. Did i ever tell you the story where i made Tom Brady leave my neiborhood because i dint like the way he was driving? He was a complete idiot i was freaking pissed off, i almost stole his hat he had to uturn his merc convertible...lol
  7. My job as at home sales manager at Go Pro has been great, my numbers are through the roof! Permotion to promotions for me! I havnt had to do squat i dont even answer the phone all i do is drugs and hookers all day! Whoo hoo who doesnt love capitalism!
  8. Six would love those!
  9. I could use help with hair, cant do anything right with mine.
  10. Came up with a new gig today.... adventure patriotism, as adventure riding is for the godless commie types.
  11. Mine get hot, cold water helps...lol
  12. Got 20,000 miles on this one.
  13. Well someone had to do something like say, go to the beach...nice calm day at the Rock. Just before i was attacked by a great white and saved by flipper, my camera died. Sorry.
  14. Based on what i see wearing tight chit baggy cant come back as a style soon enough.
  15. Stick a turbo on a honda monkey, the perfect bike.
  16. We dint have to see Bruce in his new wetsuit, thats something.
  17. On the bright side i managed to fuck up every chance to get rich and stayed single my whole life and those kids wrnt mine and the colour proved it. LOL!
  18. I never declared a major, couldnt write or spell wright so chit took a while to turn in, went to 5 different colleges, i liked to surf in the winter and ski in the summer, i had hair, and was going to use it until i lost it... One day a lady using a computer the size of a refrigerator said to me, oh look, you have a dregree already, i said in what? "You have a BA in Business Management and a minor in Economics!"... Umm what i said? Time to get out she said, my life was over at that point, work, women, kids, 4 door sedens...ugh.
  19. Put it this way, took me 10 years to get a 4 year degree. I tell everyone, best 10 years of my life.
  20. Wasnt for me. I smoked their 300 level courses with all 4.0's
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