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Tym

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  1. In my defense "where are all the white women at!?!" was a movie quote and the whats long and black and full of seamaen wasnt my joke, it was Cindy knoles thank you.
  2. I should have issued a racially insensitive alert this vid is not woke safe thank you.
  3. His first name is anthony so everyone calls him Ant Man!
  4. The odd part is everyone featured in this Mocumentory claim to be Irish.
  5. You need gas? Pull my finger! Guess what i did today!
  6. Depends what this does. Pretty good chop now out there in the water, ugh.
  7. L:okks really cool now, shame about the rust, that was pretty bad.
  8. Tym

    Road trip

    When Buck rides, he rides alone.
  9. Tym

    Road trip

    Every time i took a road trip on an island we ended up in the same place.
  10. Tym

    Summer's Over!

    The first language i learned was Dutch, look how well my engrish turned out.
  11. Tym

    Summer's Over!

    Ack, this Low Pressure asshole is fucking people from Canada to Cuba and im next.
  12. "Except permit holders", i hate those kind, buckets of cunts to permit holders.
  13. I do quite well on Facebutt. My wall is a work of digital tymmy. All Tymmy all the tyme, facebutt rocks for the photogenic.
  14. Bon voyage @Slowlycatchymonkey!!!
  15. I;ll be impressed when they fight with bare knuckles.
  16. They drive white vans, you dont fuck with white vans, end of story.
  17. Did i ever tell you the story where i made Tom Brady leave my neiborhood because i dint like the way he was driving? He was a complete idiot i was freaking pissed off, i almost stole his hat he had to uturn his merc convertible...lol
  18. My job as at home sales manager at Go Pro has been great, my numbers are through the roof! Permotion to promotions for me! I havnt had to do squat i dont even answer the phone all i do is drugs and hookers all day! Whoo hoo who doesnt love capitalism!
  19. Six would love those!
  20. I could use help with hair, cant do anything right with mine.
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