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Gunna need a hard diving helmet for that.

I;ve come up with a fool proof plan, i havnt stayed single for 63 trips around your sun and learned nothing about the human female, this should be not a problem whats so ever.

Why?

Why?

Dont people have to meet in person for stupid chit like love to happen?

A girl named sue,, worst case scenerio...........i might at best at least get a B single country song out of all this.

Im in trouble, i might have, told a lady, not outright mind you, butt, maybe without a doubt, umm i basically said i love her... Oh god help me life is over. I;ll NEVER live this down.

Operating in 3D environments is a form of entertainment now, they did train me in underwater work while working for the USAF as our chit went underwater allot butt... We never impressed the navy so there is that.

Expecting AmaZon to deliver my new weight belt, with my wetsuit i bob like a cork on the surface. Makes ya wonder why corks Bob. Bob? Any input on all this its getting deep. Hope i dont add to much weight first time out.

X-ray poker place your bets...lol breaks were to the right leg and left hand

The main problem was i dint have the cover to pay for the pin the ortho guy wanted to put in the Tibs spiral, so i had a long recovery. The other problem was all injuries were made worse by the trama of the recovery effort. The helo was late again. The 6 hours of dragging the broken parts dint do them any good, shame rally i thought pain ment gain. My bad.

I;ll look for the old xrays!

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No i crashed where the mob dumped dead hookers, it was an old airport we used to go off roading. 3 wheelchairs later my KLR stays very clean now all the time. Just alittle beach sand on her now.

"Que el recto de camello de un hediondo mercado árabe de camellos envuelva tus testículos." Seems to work for me.

Got a great scam, im starting the Ab Club for Jesus. I;ll show off my Jesus abs and claim you can have them to if! You get my $29.99 6 steps to no pack abs video series. I can smell the pile of dosh already!

Wow.

Yearly tune up is on monday, we should have a bookie do the numbers on what my weight is going to be...blown by last year number already....

I thought it was a Harley.

Mum loved the pics @Sir Fallsalot!

My best advice is to Ignore me!

My take on all this is living in Russia is so fucking depressing that a fucking ice box looks good. What can we learn from this? Dont try to make a living fuckin with peoples Freedom whoo hoo!

Wots the problem i post lots and have nothing to say, easy peasy.

Sugars bad? Have you seen my abs?