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Tym

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  1. Tym

    Back from the ER!

    Wont be my problem, Shortly, you dont mind if i call you shortly do ya? lol
  2. They found an alien without an alien test. I named him Herbert. ?
  3. Tym

    Back from the ER!

    My best guess is The air force implanted an alien in my groin. ?
  4. They tested me yesterday and i was negative. Never had an STD either.
  5. Tym

    Back from the ER!

    Oh boy, surgery scheduled for friday. Just when the weather is getting nice. ?
  6. Tym

    Old sayings.

    Not in my case.
  7. Tym

    Back from the ER!

    Actually the stuff glowing was a greenish with a slight yellow tint...some of it went the speed of light in all directions...odd.
  8. Tym

    Old sayings.

    in Older times just eating was special.
  9. Tym

    Back from the ER!

    To this day the USAF refuses to acknowlege they used it on Guam, they dont want the financial liability that news would ensue. Thye used it i watched them spry the boonies next to the runway with it, i rode my bike into it and like any good Timmy proceeded to fuck everything up right. ?
  10. I;ll sell you anything stupid you want and charge you double just because.
  11. Tym

    Back from the ER!

    Did that here...Used to play in the dump on guam l;ike most the base, i considered everything air force was my toy, the air force dumped anything they wanted, fun fun fun until you glowed. Now its a superfund toxic waste site endangering the drin king water for most Guamanians, hafa adai they say.
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    Back from the ER!

    I drank agent orange when i was ten, it destroyed everything it touched going through. Havnt been right since to be honest.
  13. Free free free at last! Got a cat scan, they said they dint have a dog scan, poop.
  14. Tym

    Old sayings.

    I got one: Aint no reason to be bigger if there aint more room. ?
  15. Its the boats choice life is diverse. Unless i dont like you. Darwin deadender at that point.
  16. Roads like that demand a proper bash plate to go with those posh bash bars, butt, only if it looks right, which means twice as much as the normal version costs. Butt it looks better. ?
  17. Bruce doesnt want to post about booats. [Sadmode] ? [/Sadmode]
  18. I;d like to say you get used to Candians, butt. At first, except the ones who think they are french for some God knows why reason..you think they Americans, be warned, they are not! Its like thinking someone from Britain is English cause they are from Britain, kinda lke that, butt weirder. So, in the end i think Butt Weirder is a good way to decribe life south of Canada. I hope this helps. Re reading it didnt.
  19. Well, mum taught me how to make her homemade pea soup, thats not bad cause it has boiled pig bones innit, who doesnt like boiled pig bones.
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