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Tym

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    Back from the ER!

    Funny story, they left me in the hallway cause all the rooms were taken by elders, a daughter was with her dying mother in the room across from me. She watched in horror as i was left alone to fend with a faulty flowing iv, so i banged my arm reapeatedly against the cot trying to get it to flow again. The poor girl, you cant tell she never got medical treatment in the military, she looked faint, lol.
  2. Tym

    Back from the ER!

    i;ll Try that this morning Sir Falls.
  3. Tym

    Welcome Gary

    How can you not like a Gary welcome!
  4. Tym

    Back from the ER!

    Its probably cheaper just to flash the @Mess "send more motors" spotlight into the internets..and wait a few minutes...it'd be at the door Shortly.
  5. I know what it needs, a little touch up! lol
  6. Most the cool chit is underground. Or way up high. Might be in between things too, those Air Force types are the smart ones. Not like Navy people, something weird about sailors, cant put my finger on it.
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    Back from the ER!

    Thank you! Now, can you help me with a stuck KLR float? just now barely made it home leaking more fuel than a SR-71 on takeoff. Just wanted to go for one last ride, it didnt last long ? I only got one pic fuckmine. .
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    Back from the ER!

    My surgeons father was a doctor when my pa was a doctor, this guy is my age and big with robotic surgery thats necessary, they are taking out chit, i really dint ask many questions this is all in my network, no co pay, you dont say anything to fuck that up. I might be Tymmy hes only half a dick soon. ?
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    Back from the ER!

    Keeping the nads, this is something i cant even pronounce, my mum remembers the guys father, big friends with my late father who was on the staff of this hospital.
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    Back from the ER!

    Thank you @Pedro, i dont like being opened up, i dont have a choice, some things just cant stay with me until the end. On the bright side i;ll be lighter.
  11. Funny thing about the aliens, they turned out to be from here.
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    Back from the ER!

    Shirley you jest. ?
  13. I guess you dint know i used to work for the USAF out of Wright Patterson, the place they brought the Roswell stuff to, in the late 70's when i was a teenager.
  14. Tym

    Back from the ER!

    Wont be my problem, Shortly, you dont mind if i call you shortly do ya? lol
  15. They found an alien without an alien test. I named him Herbert. ?
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    Back from the ER!

    My best guess is The air force implanted an alien in my groin. ?
  17. They tested me yesterday and i was negative. Never had an STD either.
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    Back from the ER!

    Oh boy, surgery scheduled for friday. Just when the weather is getting nice. ?
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    Old sayings.

    Not in my case.
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    Back from the ER!

    Actually the stuff glowing was a greenish with a slight yellow tint...some of it went the speed of light in all directions...odd.
  21. Tym

    Old sayings.

    in Older times just eating was special.
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    Back from the ER!

    To this day the USAF refuses to acknowlege they used it on Guam, they dont want the financial liability that news would ensue. Thye used it i watched them spry the boonies next to the runway with it, i rode my bike into it and like any good Timmy proceeded to fuck everything up right. ?
  23. I;ll sell you anything stupid you want and charge you double just because.
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