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Thats the problem with wives they temper the good parts.

For the last two years everything made is pure chit.

You want me to fire more missles into poland right?

You took 13 inches?

Marcel takes it in mm's, Da took it in real American God dman inches mother truckers.

Keep it up and you;ll get a Truck Stop named after you.

He worked the condiment isle at truck stops?

Prick?

No ahhh, it was Gods fault.

Some turned into present day birds.

Used to be called 4Bucks here, now due to inflation they are called 8Bucks now.

Honest question, why?

Their specific complaint is smashed in fenders that cost 10 grand to fix...each...

A hummer, the trees, the trees! why are there trees on a trail!

The new e trucks are too big and heavy for the trails we built for jeeps in the States and the people with these overweight oversiZed dork monsters are whinning all the jeep trails are to narrow for their new SUV.s.

You vote your way into socialism......the downside is you have to shoot your way out.

Now this is a muff.

Its actulaly pretty cool i can look up x-rays and check on mums blood test results online

Mum said she wasnt hungry, so i cooked a rib eye steak, guess who was suddenly hungry.

An Electric vest is a doG send here.

Can you marry your cousin up derre?

Why are marcels eyes so wide apart.

Went out to the rock this moaning, fingers got cold.

I dare you to name a country thats actually capitalist, requires a level playing field where the govt doesnt take sides, people arnt like that. not my fault, capitalism works fine in the underground economy, what can we learn from this.

You;d end up being Miss Spelling and give him Rens teeth.