Tym

I woke up feeling like a 17 year old, so, might as well check out the...wait for it...beach .

Why have kids if you cant make them work.

Maybe they can go to the YMCA's after 'fast party to, you know, work off those honey bo bo cinimium buns.

I did that for two years as i transisioned back to walking from using my Spazz wheelchair. If you show me a long hosp hallway i;ll still want my spazz over tryoing to walk those distances over hard surfaces. Its called being disabled, everyones level is different. Of course their level was they were just fat rednecks to be honest .

GingerPox™.

Dont be shy if you think hes cute go for it, your(six) a lumberjack eh?

It isnt?

It was like being at a revival tent sermon on a sat. night! Heal thyn self sinner!

Mums honda, and i dont have a bmw, i have The BMW to have, a rust free e30, the holy grail, and, it has....wait for it....factory a/c.

Hidden camera footage of real americans reacting to the news. Ignore the mustang parts...lol...and it works...

I dont have a plan for the next week let alone having plans for the next year....

You modern city folk are funny, mum said grandpa used to have to spray the chickens down with water to keep them cool, This was during the great depression so loosing even a few chickens to the heat could cost a family its fortune. I know, its easy for y;all today thatys nice, its not like it can get hard again, unless, Putin....

Dady seagull doing a flyby as i got close to his rock.

Its so hot birds in the backyard ask to be sprayed with water.

Worse. i eat meat, keto friendly i am. My grandmother knew better, when mum was young her mother would poke her everytime they saw a fat woman. "White Bread" she'd say to mum.

Fat people like to stare, its all they can do, not my problem.

Showing off like usual. Peeple like to stare might as well give them a good show.

Thats the one part i was wondering about, im sure its not a big deal. Then there is plastic, can we get plastic from hydrogen? Who cares i;ll be dead when everyone has to eat granola and wheat thins.

Ps...Dont ask me about riding in the rain.....What idiots do that and why dont bother answering...

My leather v-pilot hein Gericke from 1991 is just getting broken in. Just saying.

I survived driving a ford pinto, fire means nothing to me

They have sleds in the desert?

I;ve been saying for years more then one flew over the cuckoo's nest.

On a related note human history has never included a world wide popular portugese comedian.