Tym

Everyone keep it down mumz taking a nap, hooligans.

her first night there id feed her half frozen Fisherman freds perogies

They should have named it Sue, and used a motorcycle named sue song in adverts. The problem is chinese speak british english, hong kong history n all, no wonder they fuck up naming chit.

Shock collars work too, just saying.

Going to send a thank you note to Putin?

I guess Dickster was already taken.

Petes ballsack's are legend in the plains or so i hear. .

This sint fun trust me.

In some US States i can own tanks, artilary pieces and full auto cannons.

Say what you will butt....internal combustion doesnt do this move well... ...

You should have seen how SergeAnt Rock used to do it, work of art he was at it, bring tears to your eyes.

You all might want to brush up on how these work.

Sales is sleazy.... my best advice on hiring salesmen is to keep them young and dumb. What commision...

Just show them pics of a nice ranch house and when they show up .... drag your son out back and beat his ass for any disrespect you get, its called elder abuse over here, not being nice to granddad. . See what the wife says about that. Worst thing i did was give up drinking im no fun anymore ya ya i know.

They should be protesting the Federal reserve and the 300 trillion dollars in unfunded liabilities the Stateside fed/state govts have acumulated, wouldnt be a big deal butt, oil is sold only in dollars, suckers.

What?

Had a tactical deplyment of a firearm tonight in New London, just like the good old days, i must be getting old nobody got shot.

Women never give me trouble.

My best guess is modern women dont want their men to have such freedom.

Younger then you grandad.

Great way to get a hottie StateSide, tell her we're taking the bus on a date. Mass transit is a turn on fur shur...

Time for Mr Bill types me thinks, wink wink, nod nod.

Just speak Welsh to her, or treat her like she wants to be treated, like a piece of dog turd between your toes on a hot summers day walk .... see how she likes it.