Tym

Still my birthday here!

Well, if his cigar has gone bad we will see it Shirley in lycra.

Still my birthday here...lol

When i worked at the Connecticut State Capitol all we did was drink free liquor the mob gave away, union guy maybe sorry.

This is great, alien spacecraft have just landed in new jersey, and im surrounded by a bunch of Branch Covidians telling me i have to drink the coolaide. Im not so sure 2022 is going to go well!...khapsssssssss......

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Bob one leg or two, your cant forgot the abs of Jesus part.

Nice try, you see, if i hadnt quit drinking i would have posted my first thought without deleting the good parts.

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wtf was i drinking Irish whiskey over here for ffs. Same vomit.

Wow, i knew bothering Marry McGee would pay off. Shes a freaking rock star!

My lawyer would just say you never denied going to thousands of other house parties while drunk on something other.

Brutal reversal in fortunes, wow.

Point of order im pulling a Bucky on this one. I;ve got to use up my Bucky points by midnight or they expire.

Im frosting my pieces, others couldnt handle the sugar loads i can. This is when being skinny pays off, feed me sugar with those carbs make my day.

Love the ice chain!

My excuse. im old now. Lazy..im thinking about doing lots of things! after i take a nap.

Roads arnt drying off here.

Bob has the good chit!

yummy raw brownie dough...

You'd think i made thA t vid.

I like this version of the happy birthday song, its my birthday, fixed my tailights...

The wait, is over.

Its a horse race again.