Slowlycatchymonkey

Too many unresolved things. Two cars on order with delivery delayed til 8/9th March, remote invoicing still not up and running, dental appointments cancelled and rescheduled for mid March and unable to find a property in Brizzle which is starting to look like a bitch of a job cos whatever the slowing of the market is happening elsewhere its not effecting Bristol. The estate agents can't even be arsed to ring you back let alone send you suitable properties!

Wots that mean?

Could be worse imagine having a ticket back to the sunshine booked for Tuesday just gone and having to stay here?!!

Think your viral load has been plenty high enough without adding a newly snotty child into the mix, count it a lucky escape!

That explains why Pete only goes out in a car or wearing a helmet.

I was shocked by the state of the cars in Milan (2017) but I put that down to the unforgiving wonky cobbles they spend a lot of time on.

I dunno I think a lot of the rust bucket cars of yesteryear are long gone. I remember I used to see bangers all over the place, it's a rarish sight now, you notice one when you see it rather than it being the norm and you not paying it any mind.

Can't quite remember twenty something, maybe £26.

The MOT over here is now a very involved process, drums up muchos moola for garages.

I'm guessing there's not a lot of gingers in Portugal?! The gingers have a way of being that differs from normies. The red hair is associated with certain mutant personality traits. Pete can fill you in

Well I don't think much of MOT's cos stats wise they don't appear to impact on accident rates but looking at that heap I can see why they'd consider introducing it. Shame though. When's it coming in? Don't you have to get your vehicle emissions checked then?

Thats why it's only less chance not a given. Got to give the poor little sods a fighting chance.

err thats buck and six territory, ask them.

How long before it's too rusty to get through and MOT ITV or whatever its called in Portugal?

Then again your kids would stand less chance of being ginger which would be a kindness

Can do But it's you so you'll only find yourself another nutjob with different coloured hair.

Thats not got long left to live.

Another Royal Enfield bagger.

Ah a snowmobile.

What is a skidoo?

It’s well known for sending you off to sleep but then disrupting the type of sleep you get, for some the disruption wakes you up. Hmph. If I’d had more I wouldn’t have woken but then I’d of felt groggy today and I don’t enjoy that. Bit annoyed I sabotaged myself cos I was looking forward to beer and the rugby today and now I don’t fancy it. Heyho. When I finally gave in to the power of the e-reader the book about the ultra dull man’s travels had me asleep in 10 minutes

And this is why I don’t like drinking alcohol - waking up at stupid o’clock just cos you had 3 beers!

Oh no-one vapes like Mr Slowly