Slowlycatchymonkey

Cheers m’dear. I can heartily recommend it It was end of September, the anticipation has heightened the joy. Waiting for something you want isn’t always a such bad thing.

Reading the oven instructions for the cooker that’s been unceremoniously dumped skewwhiff in the centre of the kitchen, fed up walking around it and it constantly shining away in a tormenting fashion. Sounds like it might be good one day Hoping to hear from Fowlers today or tomoz so I can go see my birthday prezzie at long last. Won’t hold my breath

Nooooo this is a ‘can’t be arsed’ step too far. Just take one day once a year to celebrate. You don’t have to have a lot of fuss, just treat it like a menu of all the things you like wedged into one day. It’s Mr Slowly’s birthday next week and I guarantee you he’ll have already thought of a load of dishes he’d like and have an activities list (the sort that involves only two people), you really are wasting a fine opportunity to have a lot of fun all your way once a year!

Well it’s possible it’s all for legit reasons it just whiffs of money grab.

Oven fitter here Goddam the jet sizes in the conversion pack are wrong. Still no oven!

Kept that quiet didn’t he. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Hope you have a lovely day.

Hope your day picks up. Sometimes it takes a lot longer to shake the feelings dreams leave us with than we’d like, I believe this is where a prescription of stiff spirits and crap TV is useful.

Yer my mate in the Alps says their conditions are very spring like out there again.

Well I think this means my booking stands. I read it as Hello Mrs Theres good note of that night. Thankyou a lot. Bonjour madame c’est bien noté pour cette nuit merci et bien à vous Laurent But I could do with someone checking my schoolroom French - the class I skived most, can you tell edit: Booking.con app has a translate button under the message (how handy). I was close! Hello ma'am it is well noted for this night thank you and good to you Laurent.

Yep and yep. Must be a typo I reckon and the head bearing at 11,000 hmm. Odd.

BSA- I know how much you lot particularly love bagging other peoples bikes and not one to deprive you of joy get a load of these f’in prices. and apparently there’s an unconfirmed typo (yer right) in the manual saying services is every six months WTAF?!!

Yer the address is correct and they’re not asking me for any response so I’m sure it’s genuine. I’ve contacted them to confirm the booking (“can take 48hrs to respond”), pee’d off cos can’t finish the route until I know where we land up and it effects whether someone can join us that evening and what we do the next day. I partially take the blame cos Covid had lulled me into forgetting how far in advance properties usually get booked up “74% of properties in your area are unavailable” plus a lot won’t allow a one night booking yet during Covid they couldn’t bite your hand off fast enough! Time to adjust the mindset.

Well fuck previous me for looking at the weather in Salobrena and fuck ‘Weatherpro’ for staying on the last location I checked. I actually thought this was coming my way. What a moron.

Whoever edits the sunday sport sounds like a better laugh.

Had enough of planning this trip now. Took forever to find the right accommodation, ended up redoing the route planning to land up in the right place via a decent route and now even though booking.com said my booking was confirmed they’ve emailed to say they can’t confirm my booking and are issuing a refund which may take 7-10 days. FFS I hadn’t paid for it yet anyway so I dunno what they’re on about or if I have any accommodation, it’s still showing as booking confirmed. I really don’t want to start AGAIN

Those signs are very handy to know. Thanks.

He needs to retire early, looking at him he’s going for a longer than usual Honda sleep soon

Mind you no toilet paper is kind of an emergency isnt it

Got you dancing like a monkey on the end of a piece of string then? You’d think by now they’d of heard the story of the little boy that cry’s wolf wouldn’t you.

Doesn’t sound quite like something you needed you to return to the UK for?!

I didn’t think you were. All good to know. A bit of a tangent but I think once you’ve been pregnant and the millionth miserable old hag tries to scare the shit out of you about childbirth for their own cheap thrills you lose the ability to find what other people say even vaguely scary

Well thankyou Mr Tango

When I stop polishing it and actually ride it I’ll let you know