Slowlycatchymonkey

Digital painting/graphics editor called Procreate. Its basic functions are good but as soon as you want more it turns into a counterintuitive bastid!

I can’t make the design software I’m using work, it’s doing random pixel changing stuff I don’t understand, scrapped two complete attempts, am 3 hours in and back to the fecking drawing board again. Sod bastard Microsoft Publisher for their stupid subscription service leaving me with this bloody app!

Yer I can put a sound warning post on but people won’t read it until after their ears have been assaulted

Put a sound warning on it.

Goodam it, you haven't posted a vid for so long I forgot to turn the sound off before I pressed play, has Covid effected your ears or has your taste in music always been this bad?

Satisfying.

Damnable contrary forecasts. It would be easier if they said it’s going to pee down and it did rather than teasing sunshine! Mind you it’s not doing that here, tis miserable. But.. but .. maybe dare I believe tomorrow..

I do not find schizophrenics fascinating, just a pita, like random sparks are firing the cells in the wrong direction. I keep expecting someone to discover it’s something completely mundane like an enzyme deficiency meaning some element vital to normal thought is missing. What happens if you say yes the shops are shut tomorrow and the staff aren’t coming back, he doesn’t need to worry because the police are on their way round to arrest him but they wont get him because once the forecast flood water comes in he’s going to die from electrocution cos all the sockets are on so he wont need the eggs anyway?

I stopped watching her a long time ago but I enjoyed that, thanks Saul Bit jelly of the nords ease and fluency with other languages!

Not working for Yusuf Mehdi are you? https://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/14/tech/microsoft-bing-ai-errors/index.html

You still trying to get me slung off the forum?

Lol my thoughts exactly

Okies, rock n roll as this convo is I think I'll go and descale the kettle

Yer thats the guy. Absolutely full of chatter about environmental stuff and yet everyone loves him

Not sure but I think the phot is in Portugal

You're on a sticky wicket here my friend what with you feigning illness for months on end so you don't have to provide photos of any wheeled action. Wouldn't catch me shirking my ride report pic duties oh no siree bob.

I was told you can't tell the difference on size or colour cos they come in a variety of colours and sizes that overlap but that stork beaks are much thicker and often cross over hook style where's as a Herons beak is smaller straighter and pokier. Mind you the person who told me that is prone to making crap up

Dovetail joints

Sod old school farmyards. They are GRIM. Everything in the house never escapes the faint smell of animal shit. Sod your vehicle sliding around in a gate entrance covered in detritus, sod knowing your car stinks (even though you can no linger smell it) cos you have to carry shit covered wellies in your car to cover the eventuality you’re gonna have to get out and lug a bale of straw back to put in the mud. Yep don’t miss that. Long live hard standing n best of all concrete.. VIVA CONCRETE

I’m no ornithologist (paging @Cupid Stunt) but they look more like Herons to me. Used to see them in the reen’s (or rhynes if you’re not under the influence of Wales ) round here, can’t remember the last time I saw one.

Having the whole weekend off. Going to try n recharge my batteries so hopefully lazing about. If Sunday’s forecast is true and its 10 degrees n dry then a ride out feels overdue

Thought it might be something like that, very sweet.

Ah you see the marvellousness of this thread new tables and a superb make do bodge in just two posts. Brilliant.

Hope he appreciates your hard work!