Slowlycatchymonkey

Balls to it. Theres only so many days in a row I can work without proper break. 8.26pm on a monday, the perfect time to blow the schedule out of the water and have a glass of wine. Chin chin.

An expat fibber ay, someone warned me about them, now who was it?

What has caused Tony tools fall from grace? I can’t remember was he the one who wanted you to interpret and then without warning didn’t turn up?

and not even a scrap of gravel for an excuse

Happy Monday Mingers. More of the same this week What I need to know is when will I get back to wasting lots of time on the internet!

Looks awful. Go for the highest percentage that way its over quicker

Little bit of bawdy weekend humour…. unlesss… it’s true..

Probably the only thing.round here getting blowed

Happy Birthday Mrs Xtreme, no kisses from me, don’t think they’d be welcome and if she’s the air kiss type we’ll never be friends

Well I had a whole raft of preordered food delivered this morning to test and delight in my new oven.. that’s not yet connected. So apart from working I’ll mainly be struggling to cook some dishes designed for a 110 litre capacity oven in one the size of a microwave.. …. there maybe trouble ahead

Gis a clue Wales or England? North or south of Brizzle?

Finished for the day, well technically yesterday now More of the same tomoz.

They came but fortunately no restrictions on firearms meant his trusty AK47 was close to hand and he dispatched the lot before they got to the door, oh yeah he da man. He’s now holed up in his bunker and all the doomsday prepping was worth it - in your face doubters. Beans for dinner today, same as yesterday same again tomorrow, only another 120 days of beans before he snorkels to the underground cave where the A team make contact with the escape plan. Whoop whoop.

Unless you order stuff from Wish….

Got even better talking to the idiot at the call centre who just kept telling me to return it and order something that works on mains gas He kept repeating the same nonsense on loop as if it was my choice. Eventually I heard the words “Listen sweetheart, I’m not a moron, pay attention” leave my mouth which is generally a warning I’m losing my patience. Anyway now I have two large range ovens, one broken fully connected up and one shiny new one completely unconnected Its quite cold out there, I hope his tongue doesn’t get frozen to the bus window while he’s licking it on his way home.

The great British workman ladies and gents- Two can’t be arsed feckers turned up with the new oven this morning and couldn’t contain their smiles that “theres a problem, we can’t touch LPG” They even tried to persuade me to send it back and order something else so they didn’t have to unload it! When I say no it’s just a set of nozzles as it will be on any oven I order” they huff back to the van and the lazier of the two watches the other one unload a 120kg oven on his tod

Don’t tell me you accidentally ventured into the world of DIY dropped a nail in your garage?

Good on ya. Sorting out these type of things is something most of us avoid and then after wonder what why on earth we waited so long Good luck with all your oojamaflips

Another long day finally finished. Where’s my work shirker allowance gone, I’m bored of being sensible. More of the same tomoz. Heyho!

Without a doubt. Colchicine is an extreme drug in many ways, it has a very small range before toxicity (inducing kidney failure or even death) so even tiny amounts can make you feel shite. Harsh side effects are common. Not going to say anything rude about your Dr but that plan is completely arse about tit. Allopurinol first, colchicine for emergency. If you’re on allopurinol and need colchicine then the dose is wrong. Please go back. A life free of debilitating gout is easily round the corner

What dose allopurinol are you on? There’s a lot of leeway in dosage on Allopurinol and if you’re suffering it’s worth frequent reviews until an optimum dose is arrived at. Most people get one increase in dose and think that’s it but that’s not the end of finding a therapeutic dose. Things like splitting a larger dose into twice a day can be very effective. Sometimes persevering with your treatment provider is the only way to free yourself. As you know allopurinol is no use at stopping a bout of gout in full swing, it only works as a preventive measure. Sometimes drugs don’t work effectively simply because the patient puts up with the symptoms rather than having the dose adjusted. Hope that’s not you?! If it’s effecting your daily living medication is worth a second/third/fourth look. It’s worth noting down the duration, frequency and intensity of your attacks and giving it to whoever in charge of your treatment

I have not. I’m guessing it’s a lot of nudes and trippy stuff?

Coincidence. Nothing good comes from giving up cider.