Slowlycatchymonkey

Hmm That brassica’s not a cabbage in the uk. I’m thinking maybe it’s what we’d call Collard Greens.

Is it cabbage or greens?

I have to bother taking the photo and uploading it, 0.5-1 would be a fairer score.

I’ll see if I can manage a car park photo (Pedro’s favourite ) cos thats the only time I’m going to even consider taking my gloves off

Well I wudda but now I’m going to be thinking about the pasting I’ll get when I as usual return with no photos

Happy Sunday Got to get myself a new sewing machine by the end of the day or face not completing my chair in the upholstery course and I can’t let happen. I’ve replaced so many mechanical/electrical things recently I’m starting to wonder whats left to break The time constraints are now tight, too tight so I definitely shouldn’t be going out for a ride today but

Got a slappable face I heard.

Hmm me neither.. except Rumwells is one stop before Sheppys, ones focus must be on something else?

Nice walk Cheesy chips, haven’t had those in a while. Did the unofficial dish of Canada a few weeks back Poutine (but with garafalo mozzarella rather than curds) and red wine beef dripping gravy, amazing how many languages cheesy chips translates into Have you ever stopped off in Rumwells down the A38 (next to Sheppey Cider and the Triumph garage)? I never fancied the look of it but I read they’re into making doughnuts, make hundreds a week. You can order up to midday the day before and they’ll make them fresh for you in the morning just before they open.

It’s worth the risk, well if you enjoy that sort of risk that is. For the first time ever I caught a chair lift back down a mountain rather than ski it last week, that was a vin chaud related decision I stopped for one because my feet were cold but it was a tiny place and they didn’t have any change.. so I had to have two, just as I was finishing the others turned up and wanted one and I couldn’t be rude so.. Somehow I sensibly decided the icey slopes and my sloshy stomached self wouldn’t make good a good match so got the chairlift back down

Looks gorgeous! Right up my street. Apart from the snow shoeing you can keep that ! Chair lift up the mountain and sliding down on slippery sticks is the way to go.. literally checkout, it’s dumb and dangerous

Sod the film, three hours in a cinema needing a pee getting a numb bum and missing out on a roast?!

Pah I’ve always punched above my weight.. hang on.. oh dang.

I don’t know what to think about wealthy parents. I kind of am a bit of one now and I’m not sure how much financial support you can offer before you’re turning your kids into privileged aholes?! Obviously no support as they flounder their way out the gates into reality is just mean but wheres the line?

I have so many jobs to do today and next week but this can’t be arsed mood I woke up in isn’t good If I’m not on here much today dandy, if I am then I’m sabotaging future me.. as bloody usual I think the answer must be more tea…

It’s a hard life

Ark at you, not the first person to spring to mind for a game of scrabble (Men)ingioma. A slow growing tumour.

nope cos the woman would have been imprisoned by an out of touch misogynistic ol' twat n serving an exceptionally long term while a man would be on a suspended sentence making coin writing a song about stabbing poor ol' Delilah

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Jesus wept. You said you wanted a poll to liven things up but this?! The bloke won it, taking it away would be mean spirited. Mind you I am also surprised Pedro’s didn’t win, then again we all know how much everyone loves a shot of a British bike on British turf.

Got a lot of catching up to do after being away so mostly working but if the forecast is correct (I won't tempt fate by believing it is) then at least there will be.... 🏍🏍🏍

Er yer, heat it up before you stick it down obv.