Slowlycatchymonkey

Yer right

Yer while dossing this morning apart from chatting to you load of losers I’ve reserved and ordered food deliveries for ChrXXXmas (some letters may have been changed to protect Humbug sensitivities), made a loaf of bread and whipped up a new garlic cream sauce to enliven lunch. Wot you done? Apart from plan your millionth holiday?

Butt plug reminds me that yesterday I had the epiphany that it would be possible to stop using UK/EU plug adapters and simply chop off the three pins replace them with EU two pin plugs. Amazon.es has a very different idea of what a ‘plug’ is, bet thats skewed mi algorithms

That’ll be a collectors item by now

I only have an on and off switch, stopped or flat out. I’ve never had that trucking along at a reasonable pace thing everyone else has. Consequently I work feckin hard then stop. This morning its a stop

A time travel lover ay. It always adds and extra element doesn’t it. Is that time travel as in sci-fi they do actually travel in time or the time travel where the prog cuts back and forth between timelines until all is revealed?

I’ve started watching ‘Boiling Point’ on iPlayer, it’s not good, I’m not enjoying it and I’d like to stop watching it but now I want to know whats happens

Thats supposed to be very good.

It’s not shining here and I can’t be bothered with today so I’ve decided to take the morning off and not do any work work until this afternoon. Might even watch TV.. during the day on a weekday yep I’m going straight to hell

Loved the harsh violence that makes you wince, the cold dead relationships and how it the more implausible it became the better it got. So much so I watched it twice, once with one son and then watched it again with everyone. Don’t think it would have worked as well with anyone except Odenkirk. If you like dumb ass action movies (I definitely do) then try Guns Akimbo. Completely different type of film from Nobody, ridiculous and comedic. Made me laugh. Edit- if you do decide to watch it don’t read about it beforehand, the plot is paper thin and any description will pretty much render watching it pointless

I dunno the robots got that steampunk look that’s popular now, £150 on Etsy

Very nice indeed.

Cool robot, hope you still have it!

Yer spill the beans.

Only heavy lifting? Tish n pish there’s loads more stuff like aha

Don’t worry Pete most men are useless one way or another

I really thought you were announcing a gender or sexuality change in a typically British fashion I’d say - Well sounds like you’ve got a lot of work on your hands. If you like once you’ve written out your to do list I’ll check it over for you. Hand her the tools and if not old enough or knowledgable enough (unlikely if she’s a child) give direction/lend a hand. IMO that’s an invaluable lesson that’ll save her a lot of aggravation and money in the future. The huge amount of time my Dad spent with me telling or showing me how to do practical things has been worth more than I can put into words.. well thats not true it’s me, I could put it into words but the thousand word essay would attract derision.. I’m risking it just with this post edit - I also make my children earn the money for the things they want by doing jobs that need doing but then I’m probably a mean mama

Did you check out if your aircon does heating too? The heat exchange they use is usually way cheaper than other forms of heating. Of course theres lots of variables but possibly worth a look. The solar instillation was finally finished at my place yesterday. I’m really enjoying seeing the app displaying a big fat zero being drawn from the grid

Holy shit

Did you ever see Madeley try to interview Oliver Reed on This Morning? So funny. Reed who didn't suffer fools gladly at the best of times was as usual pissed and looked at Madeley wittering on with a silent contempt, eventually Madeley ran out of steam and in the brief silence boomed "You silly little orange man" got up and left. Live TV at its finest

He is a total knobber, as soon as anyone he interviews is about to say something interesting he talks over the top of them with senseless jibber jabber!

Here you go. Tis 8 minutes long and not really worth watching unless you wanna find yourself wondering how on earth Jonathon Ross got into the popular position he did with so few interviewing skills