Slowlycatchymonkey

He was born in Greece and named Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark

Greek and German. Looks more like the Greek side of the family though.

Pah I’ve always punched above my weight.. hang on.. oh dang.

I don’t know what to think about wealthy parents. I kind of am a bit of one now and I’m not sure how much financial support you can offer before you’re turning your kids into privileged aholes?! Obviously no support as they flounder their way out the gates into reality is just mean but wheres the line?

I have so many jobs to do today and next week but this can’t be arsed mood I woke up in isn’t good If I’m not on here much today dandy, if I am then I’m sabotaging future me.. as bloody usual I think the answer must be more tea…

It’s a hard life

Ark at you, not the first person to spring to mind for a game of scrabble (Men)ingioma. A slow growing tumour.

nope cos the woman would have been imprisoned by an out of touch misogynistic ol' twat n serving an exceptionally long term while a man would be on a suspended sentence making coin writing a song about stabbing poor ol' Delilah

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Jesus wept. You said you wanted a poll to liven things up but this?! The bloke won it, taking it away would be mean spirited. Mind you I am also surprised Pedro’s didn’t win, then again we all know how much everyone loves a shot of a British bike on British turf.

Got a lot of catching up to do after being away so mostly working but if the forecast is correct (I won't tempt fate by believing it is) then at least there will be.... 🏍🏍🏍

Er yer, heat it up before you stick it down obv.

Yep She had a cold and wasn’t firing on all cylinders so only a couple of swipes in my direction today. When I presented the foot stall I want to redo and my plan she said “Well you don’t make things easy for yourself do you, I can’t imagine what’s in your mind so I’ll help you BUT I take no responsibility for it” and ”That foam will be too high and will look weird, sorry but I have to say it” I reply “the whole rooms going to look weird, weirds fine” “Hmm I look forward to seeing it” ”Better practice your poker face then” ”Without any doubt” A couple of hours later I sit on the new foam stool and call out in a whingy way “Jill Jill I don’t like it, the foams to high” She almost cracked a smile at that but settled for saying “CaaRooline ” in a tone I’d say was somewhere between fond and murderous. You’ll be very surprised to hear it’s a tone ‘I’m quite familiar with

Make sure it’s flexible enough to accommodate the curve or it’ll end up puckered which is making my OCD twitch from here Depending on the type of sticker warming it up with a hair dryer can help.

Been flat out recently and today doesn't look much better. Have to shoehorn in my upholstery class this morning and I don't have my homework done so I'm expecting a savaging from the tutor. I tried very hard to get it done but it was one of those jobs that nothing and I mean absolutely nothing went right with including not one but two machines breaking, a 4-5 hours has so far taken from 5pm to past midnight for three days in a row and it's still not done. Can't imagine that's going to hold much water with the Eviscerator!

So does everyone just stay in when the weather does that?

Looks great btw

Wow that'll be a different experience! Congratulations. Hope you enjoy it. So long as you don't fall asleep on it, it is a Honda after all

Urban dictionaries demo of the word is urr interesting - Bikies Bikies is plural for bikie. A Bikie is a member of a motor cycle club. -Hey I hear your mother digs bikies. -Yeah she's a real gang bang whore. Think I prefer my imagining of a Hells Angel gang who like a nice cup of tea and a bickie

LOL New word to me so I read this as 'bickie' as in a nice biscuit to go with your cup of tea. https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2023/01/23/former-hells-angels-bikie-gang-leader-frank-hanebuth-to-face-trial-in-spain/

Fits well with what everyones saying about the ford ecoboost engines doesn't it!

Todays excellent result - Was on the verge of committing to buying an expensive oven a few weeks ago but some of the reviews were damning so I held off until I had time to look into it further. In the mean time I called domestic and general to try and get the old one fixed. The oven has been insured with them for over 20years (it came free with the oven and continued at £7 a month - I've had my monies worth). They can't fix it, there are no longer spares. Got an email this evening as they cant fix it would I like a replacement free of charge?!! Bloody hell I don't remember reading that in the small print. The oven offered for free is a £700 range and has mixed reviews so not my cup of tea but they offer upgrades of three different SMEGs and a Rangemaster all with excellent reviews and discounted by 700-800 quid! Can't believe it, I don't pay for insurance generally because I almost never claim and when I have they always squirm out of their obligations. Whoop whoop.