Slowlycatchymonkey

Don’t tell Pete, you’ll get black listed

You might need this stack then! https://smile.amazon.co.uk/EVADOW-Management-Conceal-Extension-Organizer/dp/B08Y987PHH/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_w=1qZcJ&content-id=amzn1.sym.ef3907ff-f91d-4263-9e4a-2471c52bf60e&pf_rd_p=ef3907ff-f91d-4263-9e4a-2471c52bf60e&pf_rd_r=D7MD2T0AJW4RJWJZD2M7&pd_rd_wg=B1yfi&pd_rd_r=d7b8c6f7-2197-4597-b57f-f18222f20677&ref_=pd_gw_ci_mcx_mr_hp_atf_m

I prefer a scruffy fecker to a neat freak, they do my head in!

@boboneleg just looking at houses in Bristol, fecking hell How much?! I mean HOOOWW MUCHHH?!! Ridiculous. Thought I'll have to look at Kingswood and Lawrence Weston, still ridiculous.

Difficult with a family to keep the spaghetti under control. Cable charging box https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B091KKYSM8/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 And table charger if your watch/EarPods/phone can charge wirelessly (somewhere else like accessible on the kitchen table). https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B099RMY971/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 Has saved me a lot of pain and the arguments about who's taken who's lead stopped!

Paramount+ or you can pay for it on Amazon (the UK doesn't have HBO).

Sounds like bliss.

Yep If it ever turns up we'll see

I think you need a few more wires on that desk.

More than bit spendy. I paid £2900 for my Himalayan 1year old with 1800 miles on the clock. €3690 for that? Crikey you wouldn't catch me spending that much on an unknown quantity. Err hang on.. hmm

Read his book which was much better than I thought it would be. Can't stand his fake matey stuff, think he's a bit of a knob but now I've watched that I'm surprised what a nervous person he is, jabbering away in incomplete sentences, jumping from one thing to another, unable to sit still, I wanted to shoot him with my diazepam gun, he'd probably need more than one shot Anyway it made me feel a bit sorry for him, that's a large front he puts on for everyone, I'm sure the person behind closed doors is very very different. Him saying he's certain he's had a mid-life crisis during covid and mentioning having therapy 3 times, stroking his own ego and quite tellingly physically repeatedly stroking his hair made him look out of his depth, it made me want to say "Henry's not up to it today, find someone else!" Might just be me but I don't think it's ok to talk about your children's personality traits in such a defining way to the general public. We have a family rule, you don't chat shit about family to other people, it's disloyal and life can be tricky enough without arming the outside world with knowledge of weaknesses or turning a family member you purport to love into gossip. Not that Henry Cole quite went there but family life IMO should be mostly private. If you enjoyed that @Saul his book is waaay better, it's well written and enjoyable.

Hope everyones got a good Sunday ahead. Some flowers for you and Happy Sunday

Wish I could do that!

Hmm I decided to take "it a bit easy" last night. Today I can confirm whisky hangovers are up there with red wine hangovers.

The rosemary in the sheltered part of the garden is blooming I know there's buggerall snow where we are going skiing. That could be very bad news for my liver!

That makes sense. So kind of eased out of the UK and were ready to go a long time before you actually left.

Can't believe you went out in it, apart from a brief break its been sheeting down all day!

Yep and they're not done yet either And a lot of the new builds are absolutely horrible. Must be designed on some computer programme that optimises what can be squeezed into a space because it's all so tiny, really tiny. Over behind Morrisons the roads are barely wide enough for two cars and as they build most of them without a garage the cars are parked along one side reducing it to a single lane. Consequently its easy to get stuck there waiting for a gap for ages and the people drive aggressively to try and dominate the road space if an opportunity to pull out happens. Such shit planning. It's hard to believe it was done on purpose. Peoples blood pressure trying to get out of that place to get to work in the morning must be sky high and the exhaust emission with all that aggressive stopping and starting can't be good.

@Tango Blue sky, I remember that from somewhere, it's been so long I don't know where

But yer looks a bit that way.

Blimey that took me by surprise. I read it thinking you were commenting on Pete not missing home and thought Jesus calling Pete’s wife a narcissistic cunt is a bit much when you don’t even know her Doh. Must be the mask reducing O2 levels in my brain.

I've not heard Moon say he didn't miss home to start with. It's quite unusual to not to miss family, friends, certain foods. Not that I'm saying you're a psycho though...

For most people (not Pete) when you leave the country you grew up in you miss it. Miss friends, family, food, familiarity. It's not possible to replace a lifetimes worth of memories with new ones in an instant. Then over a period of time you build a new life and your memories, friends and family are in the place you moved to. Going back 'home' is no longer home.

Meh

Simple wanker