Slowlycatchymonkey

I often used to cycle into a headwind swearing to myself and thinking about how much easier the return would be with the wind on my back on only to discover the wind had changed direction

Have you seen the basic tools he uses to create his magic? Cool old skool styley.

Shitloads to do today. Including the horror of having to buy an oven. Kill me now. Where’s @Sir Fallsalot? I’ve come back for my fix post Christmas and he’s nowhere to be seen. Fred.. FRED… FFFRREDDDDDDDDD

Urr he might be. In fact he sounds it so probably. oops

What he said

Just finished the first series of Slow Horses and started on the second series. Gary Oldman as the rude irascible old cockney is superb. When he opened his gob I thought oh NO an American doing a cockney accent this will be dire but no he can do it convincingly enough that you really believe it. Reckon he watched a lot of Grandad in Only Fools because he's got that knackered gravelly thing of to tea. Plots entertaining too.

That is ubiquitous over here, if you can’t be arsed to do it yourself every supermarket sells two or three types with the garlic butter already sliced and wedged for you. Some of them are really crap, some of them are pretty good.

Difficult not to notice

Since Tym disappeared it's difficult not to notice you're sex obsessed. I'm not too sure if all that religious stuff isn't twisting your melon. If I was a crude person I'd say for fucks sake would you go and get yourself laid, if not for yourself then the good of humanity, you know Jesus wants you too... yes he does.

I voted no too cos at least someone on here’s not completely stuck in the past

Still not too bad when you’re cycling, would prefer 10c though

Good for cycling though, gets a bit too hot after that.

I like them but agree tis the garlic butter that makes them. If it was a choice between garlic mushrooms or snails I’d probably have the snails because they’re not something I often see here but if I was cooking for myself the mushrooms would definitely win.

That's good. There was still resistance from the establishment back then, glad you got the diagnoses. Slightly different but I remember being told that ADD also stood for Absent Dad Disorder by a Dr in a medical lecture!! Fortunately things have moved on but it taken it's sweet time!

The little girl looks like she's gritting her teeth and making a fist, I think she decided she's not getting off your bike

Aspergers and he's 29? Bet that was f'in difficult to get diagnosed! 9 years....

He's a little bit of work then? Fingers crossed he's up for it. Bribery?

That's a shame, leave him in there and go for a quick spin yourself?

Like a little dog that doesn't know when to let go.

Yeah yeah. I had friends like you at school.. Go on, go on, do it DO IT Always stood innocently to one side while a patsy copped the blame. Oh wait no that was me

Careful I'll take you up on that! Buying the right tools to do a neat job isn't cheating, it's satisfying.

I think not Mr Provocateur!

I had a whistle stop in Milan and decided to do a fast guided tour on a Segway (such a lot to see and didn't want to spend all day walking or in a taxi) it was excellent. Went to the opera house, beautiful. The roads were shocking and there were pick pockets everywhere (same as most cities) but I loved it and I don't like cities much. Your boy might enjoy the fast tour too?!

Ahem and Pete. Lets have an even playing field ref.