Slowlycatchymonkey

and a softy wee heart when it comes to his kids.

He has a half decent forum

Well I just had Hacienda mayo on my sammich so it makes sense somewhere outside the UKs four walls

An empty pea in a large bucket. Makes a lot of noise but when you look in there’s not much going on.

Mostly cos he doesn’t drink I’d guess

Hacienda is a very reasonable quality own brand produce for the supermarket Mercadona, if you get a discount I’d just do a little dance

Same here. Bucketed down over night and back to sunshine today.

Just looked it up it comes from the Greek word Tophos meaning tomb. You may have stumbled on the hobby of your lifetime Pete

That’s called Taphonomy and would suit you down to the ground, the rotting festering ground

Well my day just had a big uptick. There’s only a blinking Chinese restaurant ‘Dragón asiático’ a ten minute walk from here, result!!

Natures good though, walking, cycling, nature spotting whether it’s flowers, insects or birds ticking them off when you’ve hunted down their favoured habitat. Then you can get into the zoology and how they fit into the ecosystem. That’s stuff is pretty cool and nice n cheap!

A nice little ride to airport parking, a flight home from temps of mid 20s to the cold and rain But home in time for the rugby, the boys will be down for the merriment, I’ll get to see the dogs and I have new crockery n ingredients being delivered for new recipes to try out so I’m really looking forward to it. I also ordered up all the necessaries for a new Sunday brekky, which I won’t risk serving on its own because it’s unusual so will be bolstered by sausages, bacon and sauté potatoes for those who don’t like the new stuff, plus some lovely ham hocks and all the trimmings for a corking Sunday lunch later. It’s a weeny bit sneaky cos I know after breakfast the boys will want to go back to their place to lounge about and game on there 1000 speed internet but the lure of a full roast will trump that Mind you invariably when I plot these things they both get on my pip and I wish they’d bugger off back to their place

More likely to get a tandem hernia

Sweeeet How is it?

So @Saul was today the day or did I misread that you’re noooo bike dropped today?

Yerp

Bus twat

so?

Urgh boomers.

On my first day at work

Twat

That's a pleasure. Take a few days do a different route. But you have a point, why would I want to do that when I could ride round my home in small circles visiting dilapidated buildings and festering animal carcasses?

ps that seat looks NAAAASTEE, wouldn't fancy many miles on that razor blade