Slowlycatchymonkey

Ooh perhaps you could give lessons on here, you know illuminate some dark corners

How did the birthday go?

Prawn and pork wonton soup. Used rice wrappers but they were still excellent, slightly too good cos ate six of them before the soup was ready Fortunately there was enough to make 34! So.. wont-one anyone?

No offence BadBoyBucky but I can't be arsed. Soz.

Minor point of order Zzzak believes all that crazy shit he posts, I was simply chucking out a hook to test the knowledge and boundaries of casual racism in a certain demographic. You kinda spoilt that one.

I had a quick look at the "dual pole array antenna" thing you mention and I think that thats the way to go. As we are committed to mobile router contracts I'd rather boost what we currently have and see how Starling works out. I prefer having two types of connectivity anyway, a bit like using different fuels. Is there anything I need to know about it, what antenna did you go for?

Could be. Maybe Pete could invite his Pol on here I'm sure she'd survive the hazing.

Work to do. Laters

Yet another assumption! I wasn't expecting a positive reaction

Yes I always have to say "I can't hear you" every time I go to reception. The perspex screen stops the sound coming through. She a miserable so n so and always smiles like she's enjoying herself when I say that so I reckon she does it on purpose!

Hmm. Thanks. I didn't see any signs in audiology. I'll ask next time I'm there.

Yes I know thats why I thought it would be enjoyed on here Although I have to confess until recently I didn't know it was racist, I thought it just meant someone from Poland

Do you have to wear a mask? I didn't at my last appointment, was I one of those ignorant rule breakers?

We don't have mains gas so when that goes up the spout and I can't stay in the room with the fire I use fan heaters I've tried underfloor heating in two rooms, it has broken in both and once the circuit under the flooring faults your looking at ripping up the flooring. Not great. The warm floors were a delight when they worked but not worth it.

Have you tried a wifi extender? I use one for one end of the house and it's done a good job.

Thanks I'll have a look at that.

Yes. Do tell?

Had I of known how useful our fireplace would be with the number of times the heatings packed up I would have asked to have a fire place out in every room We have also have so many power cuts here I started looking at generators

Ah right. We get about 45-50 down on the two mobile routers we have and pay a lot more for it than you do!

And one more with slightly different info. Looks like someones melted their trousers onto the exhaust It will be interesting to see what real bikers make of it cos the YouTubers know they have to be nice or no-one will give them a bike https://smile.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01LXP5TXI/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_image?ie=UTF8&psc=1 and a quick three minute review Goldstar V's Interceptor by Nathan Millward

So you use a mobile service?

That download speed isnt bad at all, should be enough to stream smoothly but the figures are very variable so one minute you can have plenty the next it drops out and buffering occurs. I dunno if you use Google Chromecast or Amazon firestick for watching TV? I've used both and they both work pretty well at smoothing out buffering but the amazon fire tv has the edge because they produce an extra little box for £14 that allows you to connect directly to your wifi and smooths out buffering problems. This is it, works a treat, 24 thousand good reviews, not bad! https://smile.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01LXP5TXI/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_image?ie=UTF8&psc=1

What you need is a nice heated seat

Do you know what download speed you're getting?

That's pretty good. Here (in Spain) I'm paying £17 for 220 up and 180 down (minimum) but back in Blighty I'm paying for a business contract plus two separate mobile routers and that will never improve as we are one house too far away from the rest of the fibre that's coming so either cough up to have your own dedicated line or drop the lying bastards for satellite