Slowlycatchymonkey

I'm genuinely curious about how someone like Buckster has reached these conclusions because no matter what angle I approach whichever religion from they all seem rather fantastical, something the brothers Grimm would have come up with. I'm not mocking.

Blimey must be a special occasion cos you said your wife hates cooking! Good luck hope it goes well. I'm doing a celeriac and mushroom gratin but decided not to mention it here because theres no meat in it

Which God, or are they all true?

Just checking I've got this right. You disregard evolution as an invented narrative, invented science, a myth but choose to believe God which is all of that minus the invented science. Doesn't matter much to me which story you prefer but I can't embrace one made up thing over another. Unless its Father Christmas. I can embrace him, I do most Christmas Eve's.

Yep Muff Hand muff Furry muff Furry hand muff and worse of all Old fashioned muff Don't recommend it.

Happy Sunday Not a lot on but lots to do. I look into my crystal ball and see a lot of prevarication and tea drinking going on

For the .1 of a second it was on the screen I thought ouch, bet she won't have any trouble giving birth

I looked up Xhamster, it was on the front page. And their font page is fully animated

Why? What happens?

I looked up Xhamster it was on the front page

Play the innocent if you like we all know you have a separate laptop so when the popo confiscate your PC they'll find nothing

Hello anyone there?.... nope you're all on xhamster aren't you Right I'm going to go n make pizza.

Jeezus how can it possibly be appealing for a woman to have a whole hand up to the wrist inside her? "Hi honey, my vag is cavernous, fancy some fun?" I just can't see it. and now I just can't unsee it

Hell no. I'm tempted though. I just can't quite remember how to switch on private browsing on this laptop.

Gorgeous. @Grasshopper would have a field day with the fallen tree.

He tells me everything.. whether I want to know or not Also he's no amateur his browsing history isn't saved

I have heard of it enough to know not to look it up. I'm pretty sure he's told me about it before but you know how it is when you're other half starts talking sometimes, you're nodding away and haven't heard a thing

I can assure you it does because I wanted a furry hand muff (the victorian type for keeping your hands warm not the dirt that's going through most people on heres minds) and the results were eye popping without a single hand warmer in sight. And that was before Six messed with my algorithms

It was only guards wasn't it?

Don't fall for it @Saul. They're masters of screwing with your algorithms. Nothing good will come from googling muff.

Very soon all our NHS records will be held by an American company backed by Trump. They aren’t even going to give you an option to opt out. They’re saying don’t worry it will all be encrypted What could possibly go wrong.

This is how fucked up my algorithms are. Both of these ads are on the same page. They’ve got me with one foot heading towards the boudoir and the other towards the grave

Yeh well I'm not googling that Mr FeckinWizardSleeves I'll ask Mr Slowly when he gets back from the pub. On second thoughts I won't cos post pub he'll probably insist on showing me

Mind you with the electricity price hike expected in April maybe we should all be buying coldstore gear to wear at home