Slowlycatchymonkey

I've lost a knife to security and recently (just in the last month) a bloody corkscrew! I got a fabulous full body massage by one set of security in front of everyone this year focussing for what seemed like forever on my chest! Mr Slowly said after wow that was weird, I was gonna come over and intervene but then I realised it was a massive turn on so I left her to it! Twat

You did.

Yerp. Rule upon rule upon rule. Got to the point I didnt even look at the thread.

Hear fuckin hear! But Pete deals in click bait, it's his job so I wouldn't take any of that seriously. The knife being confiscated I'm sad for Pedro but at the same time you have to have some respect for the laws of the country you're visiting. We have had strict laws about offensive weapons for decades. He was lucky it wasn't the police, then it would have been a prosecution. The rules on the type of knife you can carry and for what purpose are clear. They tend to pick on people who don't look a threat to make an example of them in front of other travellers. I've now lost count of the number of searches I've been subjected to! Mr Slowly they won't touch with a barge pole! The poo, yep that wudda been dog poo. Human poo is done in places no normal person would go. Natural raw diets for dogs are extremely popular here and as a consequence shit just don't stink like it used to

I've not moaned, I've found it's transition from a well discussed, well entered, well engaged with topic dwindling to a tiny pool no-ones interested in very amusing. Just wanted a recap on how things got to where they are now.

Well the greedy fucks just shout "cost of living crisis" and put your price up. That seems to be how it works.

No feckin way?

Like most businesses a large portion of it is run online or over the phone. The physical solving of problems requires dispatching the right monkey who is happy to dance to the right tune. Sometimes that is me or Mr Slowly but most of the time anyone with half a brain will do. That's why I never know how long I'll be away for because any phone call can be that crisis you have to physically be there for

Hmm So how is Pedro now in charge of BOTM and why is Buckster not doing it? Did I miss something?

Excellent. Lets see BOTM through the eyes of six30 That would be funnier than watching BOTM dwindle to squeak under Bucksters rule

Cheeky fecker. You can travel and work at the same time. Just cos you sit in front of the same PC in the same chair declaring incapacity due to your wifes lack of mobility doesn't mean the rest of the world doesn't know how to travel and work at the same time! Made it to the netherlands didnt you? Any clients fall off a cliff while you were away? Nope? Nuff said.

aah senor El Bow? But surely there's a vote I missed? Cos such a comedy topic should be handled with a light hand. A comedy hand. A six30 does his do on BOTM type hand? Now that I'd tune in for lol

Did I miss something? Is Pedro a prefect now? What happened to the ever tightening grip and increasing rules imposed by Buckster? I was looking forward to that reaching it's natural conclusion of only one or two entries a month until BOTM's demise

Read that but it's was a waste of time cos it's not needed wot with it being built like a gun

Not sure where your going with this analogy boomer boy but it's sounding pretty creaky

Looking for crap to download for the next trip. Recommended is - Broadchurch The Night Manager I hate Suzie Outlander Anyone watched any of these?

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I thought that too Lots of genuinely smiley uncontrived photos with two people who look like they really appreciate the green nature and wildlife of the UK.

Of course being the lovely person I am I've bought him a load of food he likes, booked lovely accommodation, planned the routes making sure he passes supermarkets and also arranged a grocery delivery when he arrives. He's living the dream!

He's free to do whatever the feck he likes and he does!

and? how did it fare? don't keep the people waiting.

My youngest's 21st birthday so I'll be rolling down to Mugshots for a little bit of the secret library and some fine steak. You press a buzzer on a lamp post in the centre of Brizzle and get let into a tiny library shop front with a secret shelf/door. They appear from thin air and take you to their lovely hidden speakeasy. After some fine mixology you move two doors down to the restaurant where they take steak seriously. Looking forward to it. I found the worse pic of my son in his primary school rain coat with a tiny tiny rain hood that fitted no-one ever which I've had made into a stamp to adorn everything he touches. He looks proper mad.