Slowlycatchymonkey

Pretty sure I'm only here for his general amusement. He seems to spend a lot of time laughing at me or is that with me? Nope its at me The other day I was just reading a book when he announced I make him laugh a lot and started laughing

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But what channel Clive?

Ssshhhhhh If Petes mange was Covid we'd of all developed immunity by now. His pic is weak now, we can withstand. Shit I take that all back please dont post it

Oh I forgot about that programme. What channels it on? I've always used 'huzzah'. I think its cos me and my school mates thought hurrah was ponsey!

Mr Slowly every now and then will squidge down my hair round my luggoles and request an impression of Wendy. If I say no he settles on making monkey noises and saying lines from planet of the apes

I got Cindy and the horse gear But I did also get lego, meccano and a tool chest so I wasnt hard done by. I just wanted that bike bad!

It was well worth the read boom boom

I gotta show you what my brother bought me for my birthday. I so badly wanted this when I was a kid and I never got one. I couldn’t understand why, surely the grown ups could see I neeeeeded it.

Sounds like a Candida infection. Petes your man for that.

Itchy teeth?

Hehehe. You've seen my pic theres no ginge there. Stop trying to deflect from your traumatic childhood.

Is that what happened Six? You can tell us we're listening

It won't be a problem I do yoga and I'm quite fond of messes

Thats as good as last year when I had to beg n borrow tent pegs from all over the shop cos Mr Slowly forgot to pack them. He pitched it in an area with lots of bits of wood on the ground and one particular lumpy bit was most annoying. Packed up and I was ready to fling this lumpy annoyance into the trees. Yep you guessed it

Didnt even see that one!

I have to confess for no reason I can fathom on the Bandit I'm bad for leaving the indicators on, fine on the other bikes but not that one dunno why, so the tank bag had to go.

The tankring also arrived yesterday. I was well pissed off because only one of the dilled holes aligned. I thought I must have bought a wrong part but I couldn't have as the bike specific part fitted, it was the generic Givi ring that didn’t align so I spent a good hour faffing about very slowly and carefully shaving bits off with a drill hoping it didn't damage the integrity of the tank ring and leave it in a weakened state and possibly a tankbag in the face while on the motorway Finally it all fitted nicely and packing up I discover a separate piece of paper in the bottom of the box under the other things saying- Cheeky barstewards they don’t mention it doesn’t fit and you’re gonna need a drill before you buy it!

I wouldnt use words like strapped on round here I have a small tankbag arriving on Monday. The large one I have I didn't get on with at all, it obscured the whole dash on the Bandit but then I am a short arse!

Im hungry but theres no-one here so no cooking today huzzah. Does gin and tonic count as food if you out a slice of lemon in it?

Sounds like they were frightened of you?

I’m with you on the shower and the glass of wine bit, not so much on the big mess part I’m a practical person. Function will always trump form for me. The place I couldn’t find anywhere to stay because everything was booked up was Scotland but I don’t need to stress about it I have a tent for back up