Slowlycatchymonkey

Hehehe. Years ago our local tory mp used to arrive at a place and put whatever he fancied in his car boot. Smooth as you like as if it was a genuine mistake knowing no-one would dare challenge him but no-ones stupid enough to believe they ended up down on merch accidentally! I think his sons now an MP who represents the tories and something to do with motorcycling? Wigan?

Was it poor dental hygiene that got him?

I’m not a sticker person, if they’re removable I remove them but Ive just bought my first sticker! The next time I have to take my Pa to Bristol l’ll be pointing him towards this inside the sunshield

You class all Brits as gammons don't you? If not youre at serious risk of meeting some

You say that but one day I will track you down

The ginger mange care training day, so far theres no takers.

Ignore @XTreme he's made a career of going places with fuck all there

I can't wait to get back to Spanish roads. You adjust to British traffic and forget how bad it is quite quickly but then after a while the pining starts! Is Velez Blanco near where you live now?

Lovely

Meheheh Yeh that was an accident soz. I forgot Im not getting involved in any discussions about music. Do another I'll stay out of it.. promise

No need for any of that, you have to feed clothe n house slaves, if anything happens to them you've lost an expensive investment, we rely on the zero hours contract gig economy. No responsibility towards your workers, no concerns over their welfare and if they become unwell or start to underperform you just get another unit. Cheap, simple, ruthless. Good ol' Blighty. Edit- for any of you literal folk out there thats called sarcasm.

Sharona Alperin

Not so sure about that. Have a little read up on the modern slavery stats.

It just doesn't get cold in Salobrena but I'll bear it in mind the next time I want to heat the ceiling I did put some socks on in January but can confirm this wasn't topped with sandals

I think you'll find it'll be fine up til I catch the ferry on the 16th Oct

135 and 3 points?!! Boody hell!

I accidentally switched it on Can't see the point, the bathrooms full of steam n hot water

There’s one of those above the bathroom door in Spain. It’s very effective.. at heating the ceiling

And a biro to respool the bastid things?!

Just applied for my new passport (left it stupid late n have to pay the £100 'express' fee ), not only will it no longer be maroon, no longer say "her majesty" but it will also be sporting a pic of me 10 years older looking like Angelica Houston on one of her wonkiest days cos I couldn't be arsed to change out of my overalls or brush my hair