Slowlycatchymonkey

Nothing, its late n he's happy to see you but knackered

Look at those chunkalunkas (chubby legs) dont you wanna squeeze them? Apparently thats called "cute aggression"

You're all cute as fuck..

I was looking for something today and found a photo of me n mi bro from yesteryears school days. Got my child hands on a bottle of creme de menthe. We laughed our heads off n used sellotape to tape up our schnozzes n mouths to create joker grins Your turn, youthful pics of pleasure, pain or outright coolness.. or nerdiness.. its all cool.

Mini Cooper S was my dream car. Never got it. Was gifted far more powerful cars at the time but that was the car I really wanted.

Yer nicked n sold on sounds about right

Oh yer

Brilliant. I thought that was Jerry Lee Lewis. Freak or unique?

That could explain it

Weirdly I wrote earlier about a really beautiful amazonian woman I saw earlier today, I just didn't press post. She was f'in awesome, 6 foot 6" (at least) perfectly proportioned, tanned, athletic and unrealistically beautiful. As she stepped in front of where I headed I felt more and more sorry. Like a beauty in a sea of trolls with nowhere to withdraw without anyone gawping at her.

I wish! Born lucky or unlucky depending on your outlook

Before he retired he moved to a website called Netweather (which I loved) and continued to broadcast from his home until a couple of years ago. His disaster was everyones disaster and he was massively misinformed by the met office as was every other broadcaster of the time but somehow (being popular) he copped the full blame. He was much more reserved, extra conservative on his predictions after that and a grumpy, reluctant 'Netweather' was born. He broadcast from his study and gave you the worse possible outcome of any forecast. This meant if Micheal says the weathers good its definitely f'in good

Spent my whole life having my appearance commented on and totally appreciate the sheer boredom that can create. Good on 'er

Judging by the popularity of smaller Asian women in foreign climes I don't think he's lost out on a much. And a charmers a charmer! Height doesn't make any difference to that

This is true statistically and if you go to a meeting of the top tier of consultant and professors in a hospital all the men are (usually) over 6 foot. But this is because men are unconsciously influenced by animal dominance and the bigger the bugger the more likely they are to be picking a winner. The studies show it's nothing to do with ability.

Oh and bumping your head on low door frames, cramming your legs into small seating areas, craning your neck to look in bathroom mirrors and generally complaining about short people

It would Pete, you would have had to spend a large portion of your life listening to and answering "Ooo aren't you tall, how tall are you?"

I always laugh to myself when people think being tall is some sort of qualification. Other than reaching the top shelf its not much use and often a pain- usually in the back

Why are your bones so buggered at 51?

I love a bit of hype, all helps to build anticipation and I like reading the prep people do. Look forward to reading and seeing it all. Sounds like it might be bitter sweet. I dunno if you are really scratching wounds or just doing something that feels like it needs to be done? I met a guy at Burgh Island once who went every year on his own. It was the hotel he and his wife went to and when she died he continued to go. He looked very sad so I asked him why he returned to a place that made him unhappy, he said he felt like he was connected to her there and even though it made him sad it was lovely to feel like she was there. I hope you get some of that too

Is "don't definitely" that you do want a party girl or you don't?

Not everyone has been up inside a helicopter but everyone has been up inside.. etc etc you get the gist.

Over here theres two dominant varieties of nurse, the pious type who aren't a lot of fun and like religion, duty, crosswords, hiking and sensible pursuits and the party goers who see life can be unpredictable, sometimes cruel and short and want to make the most of every moment. The bike suggests you have the latter on your hands.