Slowlycatchymonkey

I was never fussed about cluttering my bike by attaching things to them and I'm not superstitious but over the years I've been given a some and am quite fond of them. The 'Pop' Evil Knievel on my Himalayan is my favourite, it makes me laugh to think of the fear my riding would induce in him and he cant close his eyes plus the lump the Himalayan is couldn't be further away from producing a stunt.. unless its gravel related So what you got or does it make you wince when you see a bikes lovely lines wrecked by attached daftness.

I'd be interested to know what crap people stick to their bike or carry as a talisman. Might start a thread.

So did I

Probably best might be a bit furry by now.

He was wearing it a couple of weeks ago when he went down a rabbit hole to renew his flat earth membership.

Have you read your own posts?

Im more concerned about the wart its displayed on. Is this a tiny peso on a giants finger? Or should I send cream?

I wanted to be Zoot the saxophonist but I was always more Bunsen and Kermit .. with a touch of the swedish chef... and a side order of animal

Beautiful

I beg your extuesday? Invites were sent, either youre a muppet or youre not

Theres no option for - No but I hope the cunt doesnt suffer anymore so now I cant vote.. mind you I vote as often as I post ride report pics so wot do I know

For eating or ornament?

That should so be a seaside postcard!

I dont know but I did find this tool on google maps for just that sort of thing. Tells you when it’s likely to be easiest- Check traffic now & later To reach your destination as quickly as possible, check typical traffic before you drive. You can avoid the busiest times of day. On your Android phone or tablet, open the Google Maps app . Search for a destination or tap a place on the map. At the bottom, tap Directions. At the top, tap Driving . At the bottom, tap the white bar to display: The current traffic on your route Typical traffic by the hour and any slowdowns on the way

Ooh whats this little sewing circle thats opened up?

Reading the Daily Mail again?

Influential as Marcel is I dont think itll effect the exchange rate

Happy Birthday Clive Hope it’s a good’n

How does something that beautiful in the morning manage to be so creepy in the dark?! Too many low budget horror films probably

Pay no heed @boboneleg you’re getting slated by the narrator of Ivor the Engine.

Thats a bit advanced for on here. Bobonelegs probably the only one who’ll get that

Target practice.

Im guessing 'polish munter' ?