Slowlycatchymonkey

be honest, its there and back, there might be a puddle

OMG thats over an hour away, that is so ridiculously far FAR away

Dry sausage? What is this dry sausage you speak of?

Not a fan of oily sausage.. I think that may sound so much worse than I intend it to

I suddenly don't feel very well

Would you like me to bring you over one slightly used Himalayan, its race style ergonomics, performance tuned 140 bhp engine and rock solid engineering are a sure fire winner.

Fair point

What you doing on here, youre supposed to be inflating a paddling pool!

ps I am getting rid of a bike, the Mutt as soon as its fixed n MOT'd. Don't want to cos someone needs to keep up the Chinese bike ownership side of things but I've run out of room and it doesn't get ridden.

Well Pete try not fannying around so much, see whats available and buy something, its pretty pain free and takes about a day

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you

I might be going to pick up a new mobike, if it happens pics will be incoming Shall I start a mystery bike thread? Probably far too close to the pick up date for it to qualify as excruciating enough

All about perspective. It was just under an hour when I looked and to me (and the majority of non puddle dodging bikers ) thats not far.

I’d say that’s not that far from Swansea.

Precisely but the real posh fucks go to Bluestone Parks in Wales. Not that far from Swansea I believe.

I really don't like Centre Parcs. Most of the children at my sons school would have a week there so we went along 3 or 4 times. So overpriced, poor food, like going on holiday at a sports centre. They wring every penny they can out of you and if you don't book activities early (which you have to pay a lot more for) you won't get on them. But the boys loved it and had a great time so it was kind of worth it. I can't see any appeal in it for adults.

Well thats your algorithms screwed for the next 10 years

Depends on the weather. If today was the only good riding day weather wise Id sack off Longleat and go for a ride. If the forecast is good and you can ride tomorrow, day after etc Id go do Longleat.

Tens of thousands of people transported every day. A belgian guy has just done the same thing. Twats will be twats. Is a universal language

Can't be Luke thats too boring

Umm Im a bit afloat on this one cos in-spite of attending not one but two religious schools the only name that stuck out was Lazarus. and that would be a nuts thing to call a kid?!

Hoho, let us know what its like being middle cut fillet amongst some lumps of chuck

Anywhere or Swansea?